My 2 cents is you come across as a bit prickly, and that may be why you're not getting the responses you're looking for.

I.e. "Please; if you don't have a good sense of humor you're taking up space on the planet; kindly step off. Thank you." You say you have a good sense of humour but your description doesn't read as humourous - but as kind of exasperated.

I think your approach to articulating what sort of woman you're looking for could be a bit more gentle - you seem dictatorial in your requirements, and in what qualities you bring to the table.

Good luck to you.

Seriously? Your profile says you like watching porn & having sex - and you give out your phone number??

I think you should move yourself to a selling sex site & leave this one!

I am having trouble with the IM as well. I send a reply to someone, but it doesn't go thru right away. To the point that they sometimes ask if I'm still there. Our messages seem to cross paths quite a lot and it's hard to keep a conversation going.

I find it really slow. Is there any way to speed up the 'send' time after you hit 'enter'. FaceBook chat is really fast - your chat is so slow??