anyone had any type of success on here???

if by success you mean..
lots of mail from people that don't live near you..yes
. if you mean not getting any emails from people local to you..yes.
. if you mean meeting people.
that are just plain crazy..yes.
. if you mean making new friends on the forums... big YES...

.. but to be honest..
this site is effective...
it just takes some time..
you need to be unique..
you need to be.. you..
but the best you you can be..
. I've met great people from the site.
. so yes to answer your question its effective... like penicillin..lmao

Was in a six year relationship with someone I met on here....

My 2 cents is you come across as a bit prickly, and that may be why you're not getting the responses you're looking for.

I.e. "Please; if you don't have a good sense of humor you're taking up space on the planet; kindly step off. Thank you." You say you have a good sense of humour but your description doesn't read as humourous - but as kind of exasperated.

I think your approach to articulating what sort of woman you're looking for could be a bit more gentle - you seem dictatorial in your requirements, and in what qualities you bring to the table.

Good luck to you.

Here, here, what no1 said

I don't take this place seriously......is almost did but I realized it's not worth it....