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loves to flirt with all women
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farts into jars and ages them like wine
"this is a Pouf de Taco Bell 1976. a very good year" |
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can pick her nose with her own tongue
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tongue kissed Janet Reno
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steals those temporary socks from the shoe store
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Topic:
Splitting the Cheque
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split it. paying for everythig is something you do with your girlfriend. if shes not your gf, dont give her gf treatment. a girl who expects it of you and calls you cheap is showing a big bright red flag, so nothing lost. wow... you're something..... 
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Topic:
All This Talk of Science
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thank you
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Topic:
Splitting the Cheque
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split it.
paying for everythig is something you do with your girlfriend. if shes not your gf, dont give her gf treatment. a girl who expects it of you and calls you cheap is showing a big bright red flag, so nothing lost. |
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Topic:
To Date or Not to Date.
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youre damn right im selfish. i want a woman all to myself. i want uninterrupted sex. i want to watch movies, not cartoons. i want to not smell poop when i go to their houses. if this makes me immature, then ground me because i dont think i'm being unreasonable.
i love kids, and im really good with them. but when i want to deal with one on a full time basis, i'll have one of my own. |
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Topic:
Guilty Pleasures - Music
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thats easy for girls to say.
if i pop on Total eclipse of the heart in my car like on a date or something , i know the first thing that chick is going think is that i'm gay. same goes for the pet shop boys. |
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Opportunities- The Pet Shop Boys
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Topic:
age
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why is it an issue?
ignore them |
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Topic:
Guilty Pleasures - Music
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i like the freakin Pet Shop Boys
and im a sucker for that song Total Eclipse of the Heart *eats a raw steak and does push ups to compensate* whatre YOUR guilty pleasures? |
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Topic:
To Date or Not to Date.
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youre welcome... i think..?
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Topic:
To Date or Not to Date.
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it really kind of depends on how old the kids are and how well she is raising them.
i mean, on paper, it all seems like peaches and cream, like the best case scenario being you could even be this psuedo family and a surrogate parent. the reality is you could get stuck having to deal with this bratty kid in order to see your gf. imagine getting hot and heavy with your girl and getting right up to the injection when you hear a knock at the door. it little Tommy and not only did he poop his pants, but he's scared and wants to sleep in mommy's bed now. mood killers from hell. OR maybe the kid has a problem with you getting mom's attention and takes any oppurtunity to kill your moods on purpose. OR maybe that whole psuedo family/surrogate dad thing can get pushed on you and you find yourself buying kid clothes and driving this woman's kid to school at 8 in the morning everyday. this kind of thing isnt always the case, but its a definite possibility. the kid is not going away and takes precedence every time. keep that in mind. |
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Topic:
It's a living
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Well in all honesty, I wouldn't want to date someone who's job makes them travel a bunch, or might have any long lasting effects on their mental status. Anything that may hurt others, in some sort of way. dont worry. it doesnt count if THEIR ways are different from OUR ways. |
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Topic:
It's a living
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Alot of the men I met around here want the homemaker type women and it's not me, I would rather be jumping out of a plane then making dinner!!
you can jump out of a plane, parachute into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. and i'll kiss you even if you smell like formaldehyde. see, i'm all about comprimise.
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Topic:
It's a living
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lol I dated a fed once he was a nice guy .. he had a memory problem though he forgot to tell the truth ..
i dated this girl who worked for the fbi (she wouldnt tell me exactly what she did as it was "confidential", she mightve been lying now that i think about it). she was super intimidating and spoke in paragraphs. i felt like a teeny little girl when she was angry. so yeah no feds for me.  I wont pry 
good. its confidential.
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Topic:
It's a living
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lol I dated a fed once he was a nice guy .. he had a memory problem though he forgot to tell the truth ..
i dated this girl who worked for the fbi (she wouldnt tell me exactly what she did as it was "confidential", she mightve been lying now that i think about it). she was super intimidating and spoke in paragraphs. i felt like a teeny little girl when she was angry. so yeah no feds for me. |
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Topic:
It's a living
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i wont date accountants because theyre mind-numbingly boring people who in turn, make you mind-numbingly boring. not that i get many accountants knocking at my door, but i'm just sayin
strippers are okay if you dont see any track marks or meth-mouth or anything on them, i suppose. |
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