We all aren't.
You probably only meeting delusional Casanova wanna-bes.
My preference has ALWAYS been women older than me - even back in my 20s.
I like 'em tall, with classical Mediterranean looks (long, dark hair, aquiline noses, slender aspect with smaller breasts & long long legs) not the Christy Brinkley All-American blonde-next-door types - which in your case makes you not my type - but you are attractive enough to land a decent fella between 45-85.
Good luck & best wishes.
Bob - with 1 "o", not 2.

Tough ask, apparently.
Search turns up a lot of matches but ignores the fact I want somebody closer and offers tons of matches everywhere BUT Wisconsin.

Hi, I'm Bob.
Skip the photos, I'm no George Clooney clone, but my profile is long, honest, and all 100% truth.
Would I be the sort of widower that can actually find a pretty woman to spend time and less-exertive activities with?
I have a nice cuddy I/O boat to sleep out on the water on - that should give me a few extra bonus points Lmao.