Gotta love 'Wally World'. I saw the video of the cat fight in question. The guy taking the video makes a crack like it's an awesome redneck moment.

Sad part is there's a little boy out with one of the moms and she can be heard telling him to hit the other woman. "Punch her in the f**kin'face!" she says. Hope the kid doesn't grow up to be a wife beater.

Reminds me of a Toys R Us scrap I saw between two dads. Dad 1 and son enter store looking for a sports figurine for the sons b-day. Dad 2 and kid are on their way to the cash with like 30 of these things in a cart. The guy is a collector, and I guess his store contact called him to say come clean out the stock they had.

Dad 1 and son get to the empty aisle, and seeing there are no figures to be found, head to the cash. Dad 1 sees the overflowing cart and asks Dad 2 that since it's his kids b-day maybe he could give one up?

I hear Dad 2 say something like 'F-you, get here earlier next time.' Dad 1 calls him something I didn't hear, but asks the cashier to get a manager as there must be some limit on how many of these items Dad 2 can buy.

Dad 2, like an idiot, chucks one of the figures at the head of Dad 1 and calls him a 'puss*'. Dad 1 has like 4 inches and about 30 pounds on Dad 2 and drops him like cheap luggage at the airport. OMG. Hilarious. One shot, lights out. He looks at me and I say, "Hey man, he threw a doll at your head, I'd claim self defense." Dad 1 drops cash on the counter, grabs his kid and hauls a$$ outta Dodge.

Dad 2 went to the hospital. Dad 1? Dunno. I didn't hang around to talk to the cops. I'm sure the kid enjoyed watching his dad drift the moron more than he did the toy. lol

Well as wacky as these people can be, ISIS reminds us of the brutality of Islam as well. Published stories today show ISIS has revived the Saddam Hussein era practice of 'recruiting for the Iraqi air force'. Made famous by Saddam and his minions, the act of tossing people off buildings to their deaths has been invoked as a Sharia punishment for gay men by ISIS.

Seems they are now using undercover operatives called 'flirt squads' to trick gay men into revealing their proclivities. Once convicted under Sharia law of being a homosexual, these men are killed. In Mosul, they are being publicly executed by ISIS members who dangle them by their ankles from a 10 storey building, and then letting them drop.

Should they actually survive the fall, one of Allah's brave fighters stands ready to pump a couple bullets into the victim on the ground.

Reports also note how the ISIS executioners make a point of hugging their intended victims in front of the crowd. This is meant to convey the message to those watching that the ISIS fighters themselves have no ill will towards this person, but that God is the one who has judged them.

Sooooo, as disgusting a practice as this is, let me wonder how many of the Hollywood elite who promote gay rights causes will publicly denounce these acts and call out Islam for what it is, a religion of death?

Well as has already been said, she did a press conference in which she provided a series of events, a timeline, and who was involved. HARDLY the paragon of impartiality. In many jurisdictions lawyers for the defendants would maybe be granted a mistrial for that kind of prejudicial behaviour.

If she somehow thinks not releasing the autopsy results in an untainted jury pool for an impartial trial she's delusional and needs to be removed from office.

What's the autopsy gonna show? Was he beaten? Allowed to become a meat missile inside the vehicle? We already know that stuff. Unless there is evidence of some other heinous act taking place, I can't see where the information saying the victim was injured by police, put into a more vunerable state by police while in the vehicle (hog tied), and denied medical treatment for an unreasonable period of time that contributed to his death, is anything more than what we already assumed.

They won't discuss the issue because it's a 'security issue' ? LOL

So what happened to personal responsibility? These people are SO HAMMERED they can't call a cab? I think that's an alcohol problem, not a taxpayer problem.

I also noticed that there were TWO part time positions required for hauling these lushes around. There are so many of them that during the work day their own staff can't drive them home, or call them a cab or a commercial car service?

While I can appreciate the cost of about $60k a year is far less than the costs of a drunk driving accident, I've NEVER worked for anyone who made drivers available for me 24/7 so I can get falling off my a$$ drunk, and get home in style.

Here's the story I'm waiting for. The first time 'Caitlyn' has a date. How many reporters are gonna look at the guy she's with and ask "Um, so you know you're dating a dude right?"

Which tabloid will pay for the "I was the FIRST to have sex with Caitlyn!" story.

Oh and by the way, purely a 'technical' question, if Caitlyn has now had all the Bruce parts swapped out, is 'she' a virgin?

What if Caitlyn wants to date women? Would that make 'her' a formerly male lesbian?

Enquirer fans? Make sure you get in line early for the next 100 issues! lol

During the curfew all street level drug dealing got pushed indoors. Once the curfew was lifted, dealers found out someone else was trying to take their corner and so you have a lot of shootings to re-establish territory.

You also likely have some 'payback' for arsons/looting done as a perceived 'diss' or disrespectful move between gangs. While publicly the gangs claimed to have invoked a peace treaty, it's not something gangs are normally proactive about entering into. They usually happen only after a high profile shooting or gang melee.

Finally, there has been a publicly acknowledged work slowdown by cops. They are not stopping & frisking, talking to old ladies who know what's happening at 2:00 am on the block, and only answering 911 calls. So, the thugs have a hall pass for now to shoot and loot.

Personally, I say you evacuate the women and children and drone strike the known gang buildings/businesses.

Well Obama has tried to tell jokes that didn't fly. You know the ones, how the economy is getting better, how he's closing Gitmo in the FIRST 100 days of his administration, how America is a more respected country NOW than when he took office, how he's got the most transparent administration EVER, and oh yeah,my personal favourite....That he's an American BORN Christian!!!!

Oh ho ho ho!
Seriously?
Stop! You're killin' me!
(tears rolling down face)

Is there NO ONE in the GOP willing to swear out articles of impeachment against this guy? Giving weapons to ISIS and al-Qaeda?? That's treason isn't it? Through Fast and Furious giving weapons to Mexican drug cartels? Engaging in manipulation of government data such as not reporting the REAL size of the debt? Since March 2014 the U.S. government published exactly the same debt amount for the next six months which just happened to be $30 million under the limit set by the government shutdown late in 2013. Considering the fact that the U.S. suffers a budget deficit of BILLIONS a month, how could the debt limit NOT be outstripped and the government NOT have to shutdown for the last 8 months of 2014?

WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?

New reality show titles 'Jenner Bender''Guys With Dolls''Nip,Tuck & Tape''New Sex in Your City' 'Dressing Up Like The Kardashians'......

I don't Skype because quite frankly the entire Skype network was compromised years ago by No Such Agency (NSA) and they simply record all Skype traffic for analysis later.

I'm not big on sharing intimate details of my life with the intelligence community on an involuntary basis. Many large computer security companies not only provide governments with their expertise in securing their networks, but they also sell them the skills to hack networks, and to electronically surveil people unknowingly and quite frankly illegally.

Governments in places like Egypt and China actively hoover up all electronic communications of known critics/subversives/political opponents in order to generate compromising situations for them. People get yanked off the street and are played the videos of their Skype chats in order to prove they are defenseless, and they will either knuckle under or go to prison.

So, get naked on Skype and maybe one day your boss gets an e-mail. Maybe the association that you coach kids in, or your church pastor gets to see you enjoying some fun and games in what you thought was the privacy of your own home.

You don't even need to engage in 'adult' situations. Maybe you tell an off color joke, make a comment about a woman, or a race, or a religion that could come back to you one day in an HR meeting should some low level data analyst decide to ruin your life on a whim.

Yeah, I know. You think it sounds a little far fetched, a little too much 'black helicopter' mindset. Well I hate to break it to you, but it's our electronic reality now. In Canada for example, a couple of our major airports have departure lounges now wired for sound and video. The excuse is so they can hear any plots being hatched to attack flights. So all the conversations are being recorded. Problem is they are also logging the serial #'s of electronic devices being used and 'following' those devices to other airports that also provide wi-fi. I am now being watched by my government while in other countries. This information was made public by burying news stories at the bottom of page 86 in the paper, and so few people know this exists. The government says by virtue of the information being made public, they are being 'transparent'.

Still want to Skype now?

I'm 54 years old. I was raised to be respectful of women, and to be grateful that they want to be with you.

1) I NEVER cheated on anyone I was with.
2) I NEVER raised my hand in violence to a woman.
3) I ALWAYS made sure money I earned went to covering living expenses first, before I spent it on myself.
4) In one relationship that lasted 15 years we argued exactly ONE time.
5) I DON'T do drugs. I rarely drink. I stopped smoking 3 years ago.
6) I DON'T yell at people, belittle them, or call them insulting or hurtful names.
7) I DO like to cook, travel, play music, entertain people, go out to nice restaurants, movies, concerts, hang out with buddies, golf, and other things.

Seems that's not a winning formula. In my 20's and 30's I worked part time as a bouncer. I saw women who were joined at the hip to guys who hit them, who get embarrassingly drunk every Friday/Saturday night, who couldn't hold a job, and who quite frankly treated them like crap. So yeah. Good guys finish last it seems.

Women always considered me the 'nice guy', and so far too often I was put into the friend zone. In the last couple years however I simply started being a bit of a jerk, and no longer treating women as the 'Princess'. Guess what? I got more dates than ever. Women saw the 'attitude' as something they could fix, and saw me as a project. They tried to make me into the 'nice guy' they thought I could be, instead of being accepting from the start of the nice guy I was.

So ladies, believe it or not, you kinda train guys to be a-holes. Just my experience.

Well try Googling some other Muslim fatwas, especially from Saudi Arabia and Egypt.

Muslims should have sex with clothes on. (Um, ok)
You cannot have tomatoes and cucumbers on the same plate as one is male and one is female.( Salad sex!)
Some Saudi clerics want to ban the letter 'X' because it looks like a cross that has fallen on its side.(Guess Saudi kids can't have an X-box, count to six, play a sax, or ever get a package from Fed-Ex.)
The weirdest one was that in order to alleviate sexual tension in the workplace, that a woman should breastfeed her male co-workers whenever they want.(How do you complain to HR about THAT one?)

Crazy.

You're never alone if you're a schizophrenic.

There is no gravity, the earth sucks.

Ever notice you never see an obese suicide bomber?

Why do we park on a driveway, yet drive on a parkway?

Never say "I see what you mean." to a blind guy. Not cool.

Never say to the cute TSA girl..."I have something in my pants that might explode."

So I'm curious. If they SAY they are going to kill you, and a couple guys die TRYING to kill you, (as happened in Texas)how can you STILL be the Islamophobic one in the conversation?

I think Pam Geller is a heroine, and I think this former Marine is a hero. Both are putting up with a lot of crap and death threats to uphold the belief that free speech does not only apply to "Have a nice day."

Sometimes speech is distasteful, and when it offends you, turn the channel or walk away. When you however TELL people to be violent in public, well now you are inciting people, and the law steps in.

When people are so incensed by what you say that they try to kill you, well sounds like someone has anger issues, and some time in the pen should adjust your attitude. Either that or you become a test medium for the ammunition being carried in the weapons of the attendees.

Distance is a problem...If she's more than 8 inches away...(just sayin')

Based on my life experience to date the 'hubby' in gay relationships are as follows;

For Lesbians...The one who wears the plaid lumberjack shirts/jackets, has a close cropped haircut, and lines up for sales on power tools at Home Depot.

For Gay Men...The one who is the picky perfectionist. He's constantly correcting/berating his partner and is usually the less 'flamboyant' of the two. Tends to be into art and wine, while the 'wife' tends to be more the decorator/fashionista.

Just my opinion however. I'm sure there are couples who flip that paradigm out there, and that the 'hubby' is simply 'fah-bu-lous'.

Don't drink and text kids. Brought to you by P.A.D.D. (People Against Drunk Digitizing)

Seems no one has mentioned the obvious. The 'skill' level and services that can be procured from a working girl that your current partner may not be willing or able to provide.

Some cultures have sexual taboos, and some women are steadfast in their refusal to perform some sexual acts. Due to injury or some other physical challenge, your partner may not be capable of doing something you would like. So, if the desire to partake of those acts outstrips the desire to stay within the relationship, then prostitution would seem to be the logical choice.

You can be pretty confident that you'll get what you pay for, and it would seem the women involved come in literally all shapes and sizes assuring you get someone who you find attractive.

Weed World, Splifftopia One, Alpha Dank Nugs, Puff Puff Passicopia, this could take a while....lol

What's the old joke? Women with push up bras, botox, hair dye, implants, tattooed eyebrows, and facelifts are the ones who complain there are no 'real' men left!(lol)

For men it's a fine line between being 'dominant' and overbearing/smothering/possessive/jealous. Women say they want a masculine rugged guy, and when presented with one don't like it. I'm not stud muffin material, but I bike 6-7 miles a day, lift a little weight, drive a little fast, like my music, a good scotch or Japanese beer, am sufficiently well read, play a couple instruments, am belted in martial arts, and I shoot expert.

I went through this 'what do women want?' thing in the 80's when women allegedly wanted men who were 'sensitive' and who were 'in touch with their feelings'. Once men adjusted and tried to be that, they were now 'gay' or 'momma's boys'.

Here's the deal. I don't try to 'be' what people 'want'. You can want me for who and what I am. Don't like it? Sucks to be you then, cause quite frankly I think I'm worth the price of admission.

After being on the site for a while now I don't think 'Mrs Right' is in the inventory here. Ms Right Now is even in short supply. Ms. Lithium? Yeah, already met a couple of those here, so I lock up the knives and guns when I have someone over now.

After my last relationship crashed and burned, I've shelved the idea of romance for the foreseeable future. We can play slap and tickle, but I'm not up for meeting your family/kids/pet goldfish.

There are a couple odd ones that I've seen work. Not sure why, but they did.

1) A couple buds were getting shot down at the local bar and they decide they'll approach one more woman and if unlucky they are outta there. Buddy walks up to the table, cocks arm like he's about to backhand the woman and says "Dance with me b*tch or I'll crack your skull." She said yes, and two years they were married.
2) Crowded meat market bar and the line is "You are soooo cute! I would eat peanuts out of your **** to **** you." It worked.
3)Other notables for picking up someone at work. "What time do you get off and how?"
4)"Hi would you like to dance? No? Ok. So I guess that means f*cking in my car in the parking lot is out of the question then, right?"

One that actually works, and usually takes a second to 'click' and generate a smile is...."What would you like for breakfast? A call, or a nudge?"