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World News NASA discovers new planet covered with marijuana May 24, 2015 nasa-discovers-new-planet-covered-with-marijuanaNASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise. Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life. NASA'S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana confirm experts NASA’S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana confirm experts The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe. “We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” explains David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. “Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic. “Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor. Since the discovery, NASA has launched a campaign on social medias to name the new planet and so far, the name Bob Marley has taken the lead with over 2 094 367 votes at the time of this report. |
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makes me wonder if they will find a planet close by for munchys
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Well, I know I'll be opening the first head shop up there.. bongs.. extra wide rolling paper. joint rollers ( that never work right. strainers, plastic bags. Of course a muchie section too
even got the name "Mary Jane's head shop" |
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Marley's world... sounds like a great theme park!
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Cheech & Chong's driving school
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Planet Happy.
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Weed World, Splifftopia One, Alpha Dank Nugs, Puff Puff Passicopia, this could take a while....lol
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Planet Rastafari....
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In jah name bless to dee herb
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Perhaps I'm the "dope" here, but I'm exceedingly skeptical about the lead post in this thread.
Planet X637Z-43? a) We only started detecting planets beyond our own solar-system a few years ago. b) I gather most of those we've found are "gas giants" like our Saturn and Jupiter. c) Photosynthesis is not likely on such spheres. The atmosphere is too deep (thick), the winds may be too strong, and the other life-forms necessary to compose an ecosystem would likely not be present. d) It's difficult enough for police to detect THC in a traffic stop. How that would be done from many light-years away is beyond my imagining, and quite likely beyond current technological capability. I assume it's a The Onion type spoof. If everyone here already figured that out, please pardon me. - It's only my second day here, & - I'm very literal-minded (& have a science / technology background). BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. |
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BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. Welcome LT!! |
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Thank you L2.
You too, charming lady, may be a senior, someday ... |
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Perhaps I'm the "dope" here, but I'm exceedingly skeptical about the lead post in this thread. Planet X637Z-43? a) We only started detecting planets beyond our own solar-system a few years ago. b) I gather most of those we've found are "gas giants" like our Saturn and Jupiter. c) Photosynthesis is not likely on such spheres. The atmosphere is too deep (thick), the winds may be too strong, and the other life-forms necessary to compose an ecosystem would likely not be present. d) It's difficult enough for police to detect THC in a traffic stop. How that would be done from many light-years away is beyond my imagining, and quite likely beyond current technological capability. I assume it's a The Onion type spoof. If everyone here already figured that out, please pardon me. - It's only my second day here, & - I'm very literal-minded (& have a science / technology background). BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. it's a joke, LT.... |
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Perhaps I'm the "dope" here, but I'm exceedingly skeptical about the lead post in this thread. Planet X637Z-43? a) We only started detecting planets beyond our own solar-system a few years ago. b) I gather most of those we've found are "gas giants" like our Saturn and Jupiter. c) Photosynthesis is not likely on such spheres. The atmosphere is too deep (thick), the winds may be too strong, and the other life-forms necessary to compose an ecosystem would likely not be present. d) It's difficult enough for police to detect THC in a traffic stop. How that would be done from many light-years away is beyond my imagining, and quite likely beyond current technological capability. I assume it's a The Onion type spoof. If everyone here already figured that out, please pardon me. - It's only my second day here, & - I'm very literal-minded (& have a science / technology background). BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. it's a joke, LT.... |
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Perhaps I'm the "dope" here, but I'm exceedingly skeptical about the lead post in this thread. Planet X637Z-43? a) We only started detecting planets beyond our own solar-system a few years ago. b) I gather most of those we've found are "gas giants" like our Saturn and Jupiter. c) Photosynthesis is not likely on such spheres. The atmosphere is too deep (thick), the winds may be too strong, and the other life-forms necessary to compose an ecosystem would likely not be present. d) It's difficult enough for police to detect THC in a traffic stop. How that would be done from many light-years away is beyond my imagining, and quite likely beyond current technological capability. I assume it's a The Onion type spoof. If everyone here already figured that out, please pardon me. - It's only my second day here, & - I'm very literal-minded (& have a science / technology background). BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. it's a joke, LT.... |
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Perhaps I'm the "dope" here, but I'm exceedingly skeptical about the lead post in this thread. Planet X637Z-43? a) We only started detecting planets beyond our own solar-system a few years ago. b) I gather most of those we've found are "gas giants" like our Saturn and Jupiter. c) Photosynthesis is not likely on such spheres. The atmosphere is too deep (thick), the winds may be too strong, and the other life-forms necessary to compose an ecosystem would likely not be present. d) It's difficult enough for police to detect THC in a traffic stop. How that would be done from many light-years away is beyond my imagining, and quite likely beyond current technological capability. I assume it's a The Onion type spoof. If everyone here already figured that out, please pardon me. - It's only my second day here, & - I'm very literal-minded (& have a science / technology background). BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. it's a joke, LT.... Lmao How cool would that be. There would have to be a store that did takeaway munchies. I'd have them on speed dial. |
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Perhaps I'm the "dope" here, but I'm exceedingly skeptical about the lead post in this thread. Planet X637Z-43? a) We only started detecting planets beyond our own solar-system a few years ago. b) I gather most of those we've found are "gas giants" like our Saturn and Jupiter. c) Photosynthesis is not likely on such spheres. The atmosphere is too deep (thick), the winds may be too strong, and the other life-forms necessary to compose an ecosystem would likely not be present. d) It's difficult enough for police to detect THC in a traffic stop. How that would be done from many light-years away is beyond my imagining, and quite likely beyond current technological capability. I assume it's a The Onion type spoof. If everyone here already figured that out, please pardon me. - It's only my second day here, & - I'm very literal-minded (& have a science / technology background). BTW: According to my calendar, today is NATIONAL SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY. Enjoy. [/quote thanks for killing the buzz |
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Newswatch 28 is one of those websites that publishes fake news.
Yet, some naive people read the fake "news" about NASA and ran with it. |
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Oh joy!
An entire planet, that will soon reek of dirty hippie. |
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Wed 05/27/15 02:34 PM
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I hear "DUNKIN' DONUTS(TM)" is going to open a Franchise up there!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0 Don't Bogart That Joint |
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