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Lpdon
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Here'��s one the greatest and funniest joke's about president Obama!
-Rob: ��Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal? Tony: ��You mean the Mexican gun running? -Rob: No, the other one. Tony: ��You mean SEAL Team 6? -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: ��You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi? -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: ��You mean voter fraud? -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: ��You mean the military not getting their votes counted? -Rob: No, the other one. Tony: ��The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else? -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: ��You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?�� -Rob: No, the other one. Tony: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese? -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: ��You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood? -Rob: ��No the other one. Tony: ��The IRS targeting conservatives? -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: ��The DOJ spying on the press?�� -Rob: No, the other one. Tony: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?�� -Rob: ��No, the other one. Tony: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it? -Rob: ��No, the other one.�� Tony: ��The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else? -Rob: No, the other one. Tony: ��The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester? -Rob: No, the other one. Tony: ��I give up! � Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history? -Rob: THAT'��S THE ONE!�� Sadly, these are not jokes! http://conservativepost.com/the-greatest-obama-joke-ever/ |
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Well Obama has tried to tell jokes that didn't fly. You know the ones, how the economy is getting better, how he's closing Gitmo in the FIRST 100 days of his administration, how America is a more respected country NOW than when he took office, how he's got the most transparent administration EVER, and oh yeah,my personal favourite....That he's an American BORN Christian!!!!
Oh ho ho ho! Seriously? Stop! You're killin' me! (tears rolling down face) Is there NO ONE in the GOP willing to swear out articles of impeachment against this guy? Giving weapons to ISIS and al-Qaeda?? That's treason isn't it? Through Fast and Furious giving weapons to Mexican drug cartels? Engaging in manipulation of government data such as not reporting the REAL size of the debt? Since March 2014 the U.S. government published exactly the same debt amount for the next six months which just happened to be $30 million under the limit set by the government shutdown late in 2013. Considering the fact that the U.S. suffers a budget deficit of BILLIONS a month, how could the debt limit NOT be outstripped and the government NOT have to shutdown for the last 8 months of 2014? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL? |
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: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Can you name an administration or congress or government that didn't have scandals? Are you under the belief that Obama and his administration and the government now has the most or worst scandals in history? No offense, but all of these scandals seem to be par for the course in terms of government. And even for what private citizens keep doing themselves. Nothing changes. Voting seems pointless. Politicians are really just a reflection of the society they come from. Doesn't matter that they're a "ruling class." They're still trained by the society around them. You tell me that few to no one has hired a bunch of illegals to work on their home. Or exploited them. Or lied in order to keep them working. No one has sold guns on backpage to drug dealers and gang members. No one has committed any kind of insurance fraud. That fraud is uncommon. No one sets up hidden cameras where they shouldn't be, no one opens the mail of others, no one people watches or eavesdrops. No one embezzles or asks for kick backs while working or steals staplers, or takes shortcuts, or isn't competent. No one discriminates based on race, gender, height, weight, tobacco use, or political affiliation. There isn't one scandal mentioned that doesn't reflect what seems to be a common occurrence done by private individual citizens on a daily basis. The only missing relatable relationship is between those that don't really do anything but grumble on the internet. Maybe if filibustering, that doesn't really accomplish anything, was "scandalous." If anything all these scandals give credence to the idea that the government is actually a representative government. People are crap. They want to do what they want to do based on what they feel like and they want everyone else to be happy about it and at least not interfere if they aren't going to help. And if they do interfere, then they're the devil and something should be done about them to protect your children which they are abusing. "But wait!" you might say, "those things aren't all that common, it's not like everyone does them, or is aware of them, participates in them, accepts them, or wants them to continue! Some people are hard working, innocent Americans tired of the corruption!" And guess who else would say they are that type of person? The president. Can you prove your innocence of all things related to the scandals in the joke? Can you use plausible deniability to show that you don't really know of anyone that has done those things? If you can do it, so can he. Is there NO ONE in the GOP willing to swear out articles of impeachment against this guy?
Politicians don't do anything unless they get something out of it. Human beings don't do anything if they don't get something out of it. What is a politicians gain if they swear out or work on impeachment of Obama? Obama will not just say "m'okay, folks, shucks, you got me, I'll go quietly head held in shame and hide under a rock." The politician that starts this is risking their career and reputation and all sorts of things if they fail. Who wants to be Joe McCarthy going after the first black president? Giving weapons to ISIS and al-Qaeda? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?
Prove it. Newspaper articles aren't proof. And what about past presidents that did the same thing? How did that work with Reagan? Or Clinton? Or Bush? Why aren't they all in jail? Why would things magically change under this administration? Do you believe Obama has a stack of weapons in his office he wraps up and sends by UPS? There's a whole network of people that are going to constantly be working to "CYA." And was giving/selling weapons to the people that ultimately became, or lead to the creation of, those entities illegal at the time it was done? Through Fast and Furious giving weapons to Mexican drug cartels? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?
I don't think Fast and Furious was started by Obama, and that gives him all the plausible deniability he needs. "I wasn't aware of the details until AFTER the illegal stuff happened. Not my fault." Engaging in manipulation of government data such as not reporting the REAL size of the debt? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?
All data out of the government is manipulated. Go look on the BLS. "Effective with the release of the January 2015 CPI on February 26, 2015, the Bureau of Labor Statistics will utilize a new estimation system for the Consumer Price Index." There are links to all sorts of ways they manipulate information. So it depends on what your definition of "is"...I mean "REAL" is. Obama isn't a bookkeeper or an accountant cooking the books. So...can you prove how he manipulated government data himself, or ordered it? Are you under the impression that politicians or the GOP has access to significantly more information than you? Like they have all this damning evidence they are just sitting on? Or do you like it when you see politicians try to oust each other from their jobs based on "everybody knows" or "scandal" beliefs? Do you not see how that could be easily abused? |
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the joke is all the 'ASSumptions passed as fact
as if everyone voting for Obama pays NO taxes |
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the joke is all the 'ASSumptions passed as fact as if everyone voting for Obama pays NO taxes people on benefits don't pay taxes on them...as a matter of fact, they get about 2500 per kid on the child tax credit laws.. |
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The biggest joke,
are the ASShats who can still condone obonzo's actions. January, 2017, can't get here fast enough. |
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The biggest joke,
are the ASShats who can still condone obonzo's actions. January, 2017, can't get here fast enough. |
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my personal favourite....That he's an American BORN Christian!!!!
Uh, President Obama was indeed born in the USA, and he is indeed a professed Christian. Yet, people who drink the hater-ade refuse to accept these facts. |
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I remember someone professing that 'you could keep your doctor'...
Just saying... |
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I remember someone professing that 'you could keep your doctor'... Just saying... i also remember him going on the "ellen show" and saying "it wont be mandatory". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_NifR5gZU |
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WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL? Let's see, 535 other crooks that wish they were him? |
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the joke is all the 'ASSumptions passed as fact as if everyone voting for Obama pays NO taxes people on benefits don't pay taxes on them...as a matter of fact, they get about 2500 per kid on the child tax credit laws.. no , but they pay taxes on their income, and the two don't exclude each other 'joke' is that all who voted obama do not pay taxes meaning they have no taxable income or purchase no products ,,,,etc,,,, http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09/19/the-real-truth-behind-the-47-percent-why-arent-these-people-paying-federal-income-taxes/ |
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I remember someone professing that 'you could keep your doctor'... Just saying... Yeah that was one of the meanest jokes... |
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"Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt, that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."
U.S. President Bush (the younger) televised address to the U.S. March 17th, 2003 
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the joke is all the 'ASSumptions passed as fact as if everyone voting for Obama pays NO taxes people on benefits don't pay taxes on them...as a matter of fact, they get about 2500 per kid on the child tax credit laws.. no , but they pay taxes on their income, and the two don't exclude each other 'joke' is that all who voted obama do not pay taxes meaning they have no taxable income or purchase no products ,,,,etc,,,, http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09/19/the-real-truth-behind-the-47-percent-why-arent-these-people-paying-federal-income-taxes/ what income? are you saying the government taxes the money they give them? |
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: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Can you name an administration or congress or government that didn't have scandals? Are you under the belief that Obama and his administration and the government now has the most or worst scandals in history? No offense, but all of these scandals seem to be par for the course in terms of government. And even for what private citizens keep doing themselves. Nothing changes. Voting seems pointless. Politicians are really just a reflection of the society they come from. Doesn't matter that they're a "ruling class." They're still trained by the society around them. You tell me that few to no one has hired a bunch of illegals to work on their home. Or exploited them. Or lied in order to keep them working. No one has sold guns on backpage to drug dealers and gang members. No one has committed any kind of insurance fraud. That fraud is uncommon. No one sets up hidden cameras where they shouldn't be, no one opens the mail of others, no one people watches or eavesdrops. No one embezzles or asks for kick backs while working or steals staplers, or takes shortcuts, or isn't competent. No one discriminates based on race, gender, height, weight, tobacco use, or political affiliation. There isn't one scandal mentioned that doesn't reflect what seems to be a common occurrence done by private individual citizens on a daily basis. The only missing relatable relationship is between those that don't really do anything but grumble on the internet. Maybe if filibustering, that doesn't really accomplish anything, was "scandalous." If anything all these scandals give credence to the idea that the government is actually a representative government. People are crap. They want to do what they want to do based on what they feel like and they want everyone else to be happy about it and at least not interfere if they aren't going to help. And if they do interfere, then they're the devil and something should be done about them to protect your children which they are abusing. "But wait!" you might say, "those things aren't all that common, it's not like everyone does them, or is aware of them, participates in them, accepts them, or wants them to continue! Some people are hard working, innocent Americans tired of the corruption!" And guess who else would say they are that type of person? The president. Can you prove your innocence of all things related to the scandals in the joke? Can you use plausible deniability to show that you don't really know of anyone that has done those things? If you can do it, so can he. Is there NO ONE in the GOP willing to swear out articles of impeachment against this guy?
Politicians don't do anything unless they get something out of it. Human beings don't do anything if they don't get something out of it. What is a politicians gain if they swear out or work on impeachment of Obama? Obama will not just say "m'okay, folks, shucks, you got me, I'll go quietly head held in shame and hide under a rock." The politician that starts this is risking their career and reputation and all sorts of things if they fail. Who wants to be Joe McCarthy going after the first black president? Giving weapons to ISIS and al-Qaeda? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?
Prove it. Newspaper articles aren't proof. And what about past presidents that did the same thing? How did that work with Reagan? Or Clinton? Or Bush? Why aren't they all in jail? Why would things magically change under this administration? Do you believe Obama has a stack of weapons in his office he wraps up and sends by UPS? There's a whole network of people that are going to constantly be working to "CYA." And was giving/selling weapons to the people that ultimately became, or lead to the creation of, those entities illegal at the time it was done? Through Fast and Furious giving weapons to Mexican drug cartels? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?
I don't think Fast and Furious was started by Obama, and that gives him all the plausible deniability he needs. "I wasn't aware of the details until AFTER the illegal stuff happened. Not my fault." Engaging in manipulation of government data such as not reporting the REAL size of the debt? WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL?
All data out of the government is manipulated. Go look on the BLS. "Effective with the release of the January 2015 CPI on February 26, 2015, the Bureau of Labor Statistics will utilize a new estimation system for the Consumer Price Index." There are links to all sorts of ways they manipulate information. So it depends on what your definition of "is"...I mean "REAL" is. Obama isn't a bookkeeper or an accountant cooking the books. So...can you prove how he manipulated government data himself, or ordered it? Are you under the impression that politicians or the GOP has access to significantly more information than you? Like they have all this damning evidence they are just sitting on? Or do you like it when you see politicians try to oust each other from their jobs based on "everybody knows" or "scandal" beliefs? Do you not see how that could be easily abused? i'm not sure what your point is here... is it "it happened in the past, so it's ok now?" |
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my personal favourite....That he's an American BORN Christian!!!!
Uh, President Obama was indeed born in the USA, and he is indeed a professed Christian. Yet, people who drink the hater-ade refuse to accept these facts. you don't know, david, it's just what you "believe"... i'm pretty sure you don't have any special information that the rest of us can't get... |
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my personal favourite....That he's an American BORN Christian!!!!
Uh, President Obama was indeed born in the USA, and he is indeed a professed Christian. Yet, people who drink the hater-ade refuse to accept these facts. you don't know, david, it's just what you "believe"... i'm pretty sure you don't have any special information that the rest of us can't get... I'm sure that Dodo has a real, legitimate, unaltered copy of his birth certificate. And I guess listening to Jeremiah Wright's "hate America and whitey" sermons for 20 years would qualify him as a Christian. |
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