Computers;I understand.People can be themselves,or not,on a computer screen;they are a useful tool.Teleprompters;where you can never reach a human being,only a computer? voice;useless. Voicemail;of any kind,useless,unless you actually use/respond(to) the technology.Cell phones;don't know how we ever did without them,however;text messaging;wasted effort. Just opinoins.

45,here in Bartlet,TN

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If a frog had wings,he would'nt bump his butt every time he hopped.

A mouse was walking? in the woods one day,and came upon a river.Needing to cross,he started to try and figure things out.Suddenly,a snake appeared."Can I help you,"inquired the snake."No thanks,besides,you are a snake,and everyone knows that snakes eat mice.""Not now,"answered the reptile,"besides,I've already eaten,and I won't be hungry for several days,so come on,just climb on my back,and I will carry you across,then you can continue your journey." "Are you sure?" "Yes,I'm sure." "O.k,"said the mouse. As they were halfway across,the snake turned his head,opened his mouth,in anticipation of lunch."Hey,wait a minute,protested the mouse,you promised." As he was about to close his mouth,on his lunch,he answered,"Did'nt you know I was a snake when you met me?"

A man was walking on the beach one day in Florida, and noticed a small bottle stuck in the sand. Thinking it may have some value,he picked it up. As he examined it, he thought;"why not", so he rubbed, and polished the bottle. All at once, a genie appeared."Oh thank you master, I have been imprisoned for a thousand years, thank you for setting me free." "I can now grant you just one wish." "Only one?", the man asked. "Yes", replied the genie. O.k, I want you to build a bridge from here to London, England, so that my wife and I can drive to visit her relatives, as opposed to flying,or by boat. "Are you kidding?", asked the genie. "Do you have any idea of all the costs involved,sorry; I cannot grant you this wish." "Please, one more." "O.k'" replied the man."Explain women to me." "Do you want that bridge to have 2 or 4 lanes?"

we were asleep when they got here