A man was walking on the beach one day in Florida, and noticed a small bottle stuck in the sand. Thinking it may have some value,he picked it up. As he examined it, he thought;"why not", so he rubbed, and polished the bottle. All at once, a genie appeared."Oh thank you master, I have been imprisoned for a thousand years, thank you for setting me free." "I can now grant you just one wish." "Only one?", the man asked. "Yes", replied the genie. O.k, I want you to build a bridge from here to London, England, so that my wife and I can drive to visit her relatives, as opposed to flying,or by boat. "Are you kidding?", asked the genie. "Do you have any idea of all the costs involved,sorry; I cannot grant you this wish." "Please, one more." "O.k'" replied the man."Explain women to me." "Do you want that bridge to have 2 or 4 lanes?"

That's cute!

The genie must have been male

Funny!

Cute!