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Mon 12/01/08 06:01 PM
It must be a game huh?

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Mon 12/01/08 06:00 PM
hey gal, you doin good?

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Mon 12/01/08 05:58 PM

The Wii is the devil.pitchfork laugh laugh
I'm not sure I believe that one, if it is something sexy she can copromise me!

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Mon 12/01/08 05:55 PM
is wii some kind of secret code for something you can say on the net?

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Mon 12/01/08 05:52 PM
Well he did get a DUI in his youth. guess we could lock him up for that!

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Mon 12/01/08 05:50 PM
or will humans slowly turn into a bunch of hermits sitting around talking through machines and rarely going anywhere but to work and the store?

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Mon 12/01/08 05:46 PM


you know ,,i have a hard time trying to figure out women ,,

they don't like to talk ,,i'm not really one to spark up a conversation ,,perhaps that is why i can't find a good one ??

i've been single most af 8 years now ,,and i wanna know what's up ???



They are looking for nice guys laugh
you are joking...right?

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Mon 12/01/08 05:44 PM
no, then they don't la flat. and if ya leave them there long enough it warps the covers.

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Mon 12/01/08 05:40 PM
just through a bunch of stuff on and around to let em see you got something goin for ya and wait, some girl will trip your trigger!

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Mon 12/01/08 05:37 PM
depend on what the lie is and what affect it has on anyone! we've all done it.

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Mon 12/01/08 05:16 PM



initiating an illegal war in Iraq


?????????????????????????????????


congress voted to go to war......not illegal...


So, why were we invading Iraq???

It is Illegal to falsify evidence to get into a WAR.
well since you are holding the proof that he falsified evidence send it ti soon-to-be President Obama to start the wheels rolling
thats what I say, put up or shutteee

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Mon 12/01/08 04:59 PM


this makes me think of my favorite craigslist post

Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk
Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PST

Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk,
Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.
I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70's ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.
I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I'm totally missing out in life.
So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you're an uncompromising visionary.
No one will ever understand you. You're so different.
Signed,
Everyone Not Like You



All I have to say, is that if some yuppie hipster made any smart remark about me buying a Rage cd, I would pull him out from behind the counter and proceed to smack him around.
wonder where this smart as_ is?

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Mon 12/01/08 04:56 PM
I have to read mine, it doesn't tallk!

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Mon 12/01/08 04:54 PM
We gotta go to India, something about a bunch of yeahoos with guns. You're welcome to tag along if you don't mind wearing body armor.

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Mon 12/01/08 04:38 PM
I just happened to think, I saw Colin Powell a few months ago at some convention thing. He spoke there. He did claim to have faith in God. Whatever that really means. For all we know "god" to him could be #6 penny nails!

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Mon 12/01/08 04:32 PM


well guess I'm outa the running!


oh drat I had a feeling you wouldn't be fathering my island babies.
ya well, thats usually the way it is with me, the girls just wanna use my body for the spe___! But I just got a call from the pres. Got a manditory gig. Good luck, stay away from them snakes!

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Mon 12/01/08 04:26 PM
well guess I'm outa the running!

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Mon 12/01/08 04:20 PM
honor the man that raised and fed you!

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Mon 12/01/08 04:17 PM
Edited by martymark on Mon 12/01/08 04:18 PM
cinderella wrote
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I dream mine up..I will wake up in the middle of the night..and think:" Wow this is gonna be a awesome thread" Just kidding!
Oh come on, you gettem from the same place I do, some fairy, how else do ya explain your name?????lol

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Mon 12/01/08 03:57 PM


I also know beyond any reason of a doubt if it were not for miraculous events, I WOULD BE DEAD!



Miraculous events happen all the time. What's that got to do with any particular religion?

Besides, why would you want to live?

If you truly believe that death will take you to God then death should be the one thing that you most look forward to. flowerforyou

Christian's fear of death is the most ironic thing I've ever heard. laugh


I don't fear anything concerning death for myself, all ready been there. The next time I hope I remember not to come back!

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