i think it's funny that the people who complain about drama are the ones that cause most of the drama.

i probably have the most awful horror story about this subject.

it means he's already planned something and doesn't want to spoil the surprise

GOLD

paranoid much? laces out dan!

i have a tattoo of a birthmark shaped like west virginia. everyone thinks it's a real birthmark

i like my women like i like my coffee
ground up and in the freezer

women mature a little each day
men mature a little each year

Samiam - album Astray

Tired with the lunacy and loneliness
I find solace in the sweet caress of the more intimate times
Times that were not clouded
A time where reality was genuine
In a place
Our place
Where we would dance in symmetry and laugh in the face of dejection
Our hearts would thunder
And our smiles radiate
And cares would slide down Satan’s spine
I yearn for the punctuation
An exclamation
Soft sways and spread lips
A hunger
Back to a familiar crossroad
A place where harmony lusts
A time where perfection stood still
And we would serenade angels
And make them weep
At our smolder
Knowing was enough
Forgetting was everything
And it was boundless
Pure
Lasting
Anything
Anywhere
Anytime

LOL, often. especially if the woman has a handicap.(you know who you are)

I've been known to sing Kiss by Prince. It's funny to see a big bearded guy hitting the high notes.

i like to pet them when they are sleeping in doorways.

Huh? is this a joke or did i miss something?

what a coincidence! my name is anastasia too!

booze, cigarettes, and loose women

having shame is a waste of time.

you forgot to tell about how the darling wife compares her husband to her ex-boyfriends, but he can't even live in an adjacent state to any of his ex-girlfriends.

what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip.

i've never not had fun in a gay bar.