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why don't men get it?
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Did we scare her off? No, she was to "glamarous" for us. |
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Ski season approaching!!!
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hah 3oh3, you like the group 3 OH! 3 by any chance? Yeah, i like breck, except it's pretty much nothing but gapers... The same thing with Vail, steam boat, and keystone. That's why I stuck to copper, loveland, and a-basin. Plus copper has free snow cat access to tucker back bowl. I have to say, I love a 51 @ keystone, but i think Dark territory at winterpark is better. As far as half pipes are concerned, breck is deff the best I think. But I didn't move outwest to ride park, I spent almost 140 days last year in the back country, skiing waist deep powder. 3oh!3 Rules!! I'm not much of a winter park fan, but I do love me some copper and keystone. I shattered my right collar bone at keystone a couple years ago. A-basin is ok, and loveland isn't my fave either. Oh well, I love skiing no matter where I am! |
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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****** Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! |
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myspace
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I suppose...if you people think you wanna be my friends and all....
myspace/jessegloe |
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you know u are drunk when
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We leave on Oprah when we are drinking. As soon as she starts getting attractive we stop.
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Question for men
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All men love a giant meat or cheese log... In or around their face... |
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Three hundy...
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Just a tribute to my 300th post....FINALLY  
That means you get a free prostate exam Where have you been? I've been leaning over the counter for over an hour! |
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LOL I am just thinking of all the things I should not have bought this year. Me too...never should have bought inflatable annie... |
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ANYONE......
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Can anyone catch me a man..pleaseeeeee He's in the condom isle trying to find the customer service number for Trojan so he can call and ask what the side effects of having a child are... |
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is it a sign?
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Quadruplets man...I'd hit that!
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Seriously, spicy ramen is actually REALLY spicy.
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Yous iz crazy
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I keep spending WAY too much on ramen! I can't just stop at one pallet!
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I need to poo again! No...I don't
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Guess what?
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Those clothes you're wearing would look better on the floor 
Just wait an hour and that's where they're going. Mine are always on the floor 
And why is that? Didn't your mom ever teach you to pick up after yourself? 
My mom isn't checking up on me after my escapades... |
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Guess what?
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Those clothes you're wearing would look better on the floor
Just wait an hour and that's where they're going. Mine are always on the floor
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This can't be good
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For some reason I am always hearing some kind of whining or "white noise" I don't know why...it's kind of annoying while I'm trying to sleep. And just to shut down all you that are going to reply to this...NO, it's not a woman nagging in my ear, I don't have one of those yet
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GO COLTS!!!
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Wowee, what a game!
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GO COLTS!!!
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Is that a tie? I think it is! a tie is not a win For either side. |
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Three hundy...
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Just a tribute to my 300th post....FINALLY
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