oops i think the brandy has gone to my fingers already, yeeehaw three
more gasses of this and the brandy will be to my head!

stan ..drink the rum? nooooo not i said the crazy ole hillbilly i only
drink homemade liquor , peach, apple and watermelon brandy, the rum
bacardi superior, mango flavored malibu, and the bacardi blue zombie
stuff are for guests only i have something for that head cold i'ld e
mail u a glass of thiss brandy if i could it'll burn a cold right out
of u over night when mixed with a little honey and some feresh lemon
juice

hello LG, i dont even like jello but i went out and bought a case just
for u guyz sry tho the rum did'nt make it into the jello yet uhhmmm it
uhmm kinda got uhmm stolen yeah thats it some one stole the rum wait
till i find out who it was oohh man have they had it!

and it's so far back in the hills they have to pump the sunshine in,
hell last year the pump broke and it was dark at my house for two
weeks, no seriously it was!

i don't understand fake pics either. but i guess some ppl have such a
low self esteem that they think they have to hide behind them, it
wasn't easy for me to post my ugly mug in here or the other sites i'm
posted on i am from a small town, hell if u blink when u drive thru
you'll miss the whole place!

sup hope u don't drink up all the booze man save some for me

beautiful ltd i accept everyone for who they are,and they have to accept
me for who i am cause i don't know how to be anything else, and wouldn't
want to be! i'm so sorry that tears stream those beautiful cheeks. i'ld
give u a big hug and brush away those tears with laughter if i could!my
heart goes out to u .Smile :) ltd dammit man what i wouldn't give to
be18-20 years younger and look like i did then, i would drive my crazy
arse all the way to cali and do something idiotic to make u laugh all
the tears away! but i can't so you'll just have to asettle for me
acting like an idiot here. look at my pix if they don't make u laugh
then u don't have a sense of humor! and if thats the case i know an
excellent doctor who can surgically implant one, he's done marvelous
work for some of my friends they all swear by him ! no really it's
true,!

thanks kb and unsure

yes unsure i was very young and i never had b4 or would again didnt
believe in it then it was just out of hurt at her always accussing me
and anger. and the fact that i always mean what i say when i 'm being
serious i'm still that way as far as what i say i'll do i'll do part of
my hang up with personal integrity! i'm just more careful about what i
say i'll do now lol!

male = tube steak,cream filled meat roll,white owl,skin flute shall i go
on? female=snatch,beaver,shaggy pudding,the y,honey pot,cream
machine,PARADISE,flesh heaven,! non gender specific for
asshole=brown eye,corn hole,bunghole,ring,poop chute, hershey
highway,salad shooter. shall i continue?

i know this sounds stupid but can some one tell me how to work this IM
thing? some one keeps trying to connect with me but i think i keep
cutting them off?

i dont think so , but i've been told i was doe's that count?

nothing for u to be sorry for and in the leg was high up on the inner
thigh i think she was aiming for something else and yes the girl was a
real slut very attractive but a real slut! she hit on several married
guys where i worked never the single guys always the married ones she
was a real head case

i must say yes i have not proud of it i was young and stupid,we had been
married for about 4 years and she was constantly accusing me of
screwing around on her but i wasn't never had a desire to, but she kept
on accusing me and i told her that if i ever wanted to screw some one
else i would do it in front of her not behind her back! so one day she
caught me in a bad mood we were at a gas station and i pumped the gas
was headed in to pay for it and a lady asked me for directions, i told
her how to get to where she wanted to go and thats it but when i got
back in the car all i heard the rest of the way home was is that your
girl friend , are u f@$^ing her,blah blah blah, i was fed up so i
called a girl who had been flirting with me at work and told her if
she meant what she always said to come over to my house and i told her
what i was going to do so she did and i screwed her on the couch right
in front of my wife and told her thats what i would do if i ever wanted
another woman. my wife shot me in the leg twice lol and i felt like shit
because of it but i proved my point to her.. like i said i was young and
stupid. but i've never cheated on anyone since nor will i hated myself
for a long time for that. and u all probably think i'm a low life
basterd but i'm just being honest!

so sad breaks my heart.

yeah what they all said can't add anything to the truth

so true 44 and how are u tonight well i hope

yes you are pretty, but real beauty comes from within, outer looks fade
away but inner beauty shines forever and there are some extremely
beautiful ppl around here!!

hi ron welcome to the JSH asylum i'd give u a tour but i have'nt figured
it all out myself yet!?

i dont like pubic hair, being alone,i dont5 like having 73 emails form
women telling me they want to screw me,i dont like being ignored,i dont
like big boobs,i dont like snobby ppl,i dont like,cold weather,i dont
like fake ppl, i dont like,overly hot weather,myself some times,being
sick,and i dont like mondays! is that enough dislikes for now?