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He's bravely embracing his feminine side. 
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Morning everyone! I feel spoiled. Temps have been up in the 20s the last couple of days.
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TMI Airlines
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If the relationship is meant to be it shouldn't damage it beyond repair tho. 
You just have to change flights and you MIGHT have to sit in the crummy seat for a little while... LOL! 
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TMI Airlines
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If the relationship is meant to be it shouldn't damage it beyond repair tho.
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How much
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1 1/2 cords before the wood chuck up chucks.
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TMI Airlines
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Have you ever given out way too much information, way too early? Who else had bought a ticket to They're-not-ever-gonna-call-back-nowVille?
Yeah. I've probably divulged a wee bit more information than I should have. And that information divulging had probably cost me some relationships in the process, even one that I had for a little over a month or so.
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Boiled Peanuts
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Never tried them before. Roasted is what I'm used to.
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Here's a joke to brighten your day, Lee.
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison. LMAO That's about how I feel (and a hug) Hope it get's better for you!
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Here's a joke to brighten your day, Lee.
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison. |
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I'm a
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The cream-filled ones are tasty.
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TMI Airlines
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 guilty as charged
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TMI Airlines
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Have you ever given out way too much information, way too early? Who else had bought a ticket to They're-not-ever-gonna-call-back-nowVille?
 Guilty as charged your honor.
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TMI Airlines
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Sorry, I only fly UNITED
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Topic:
TMI Airlines
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Permanent residence with no mortgage!!!
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Topic:
TMI Airlines
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Is it to late to take the 5th? No, not too late.
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Purchase?
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groceries.
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Topic:
TMI Airlines
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Have you ever given out way too much information, way too early?
Who else had bought a ticket to They're-not-ever-gonna-call-back-nowVille?
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 Have you ever been taken for granted by someone you truly love?
Yeah, sure but I just have to remind myself that some people are like a Slinky ... they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Too fast?
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 That's way to soon
Agrees. |
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Topic:
What's Your Addiction....
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Coffee.
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