Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed.

Her father, a chef, took her to the kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Once the three pots began to boil, he placed potatoes in one pot, eggs in the second pot, and ground coffee beans in the third pot.

He then let them sit and boil, without saying a word to his daughter. The daughter, moaned and impatiently waited, wondering what he was doing.

After twenty minutes he turned off the burners. He took the potatoes out of the pot and placed them in a bowl. He pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl.

He then ladled the coffee out and placed it in a cup. Turning to her he asked. “Daughter, what do you see?”

“Potatoes, eggs, and coffee,” she hastily replied.

“Look closer,” he said, “and touch the potatoes.” She did and noted that they were soft. He then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, he asked her to sip the coffee. Its rich aroma brought a smile to her face.

“Father, what does this mean?” she asked.

He then explained that the potatoes, the eggs and coffee beans had each faced the same adversity– the boiling water.

However, each one reacted differently.

The potato went in strong, hard, and unrelenting, but in boiling water, it became soft and weak.

The egg was fragile, with the thin outer shell protecting its liquid interior until it was put in the boiling water. Then the inside of the egg became hard.

However, the ground coffee beans were unique. After they were exposed to the boiling water, they changed the water and created something new.

“Which are you,” he asked his daughter. “When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a potato, an egg, or a coffee bean? “

Moral:In life, things happen around us, things happen to us, but the only thing that truly matters is what happens within us.

Which one are you?

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

thanks for the wonderful comment and i will certainly convey my wife that "how lucky she is in having a husband like me."

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'
'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..
'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)
'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 155 kph.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.
'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason !'
'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor ?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: ' A senator ?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: 'The Prime Minister ?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it ?'
Cop: 'I think it's God !'
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God ?'
Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope !'

Once a colonel, a major & a Capt go out for a morning meeting.
They meet a Jin. Jin says, "I fulfill 3 wishes at a time, but
since you are 3, so I'll fulfill 1 wish at a time."
Maj: Send me to San Francisco with lots of money
He immediately disappears (wish fulfilled)
Capt: Send me to Paris with lovely girls.
And zoom he goes...
(wish fulfilled)
Jin: Whats ur wish?
Colonel: I want these 2 idiots back in office before lunch "
MORAL: Always, let the BOSS speak 1st...

have to research on that....very soon i will come out with some answer to it.....

Oh yaaa..

you are right on spot

Men will be Men
Advertisement of a new restaurant, named....
"Topless Beauty"
1000 men visited on the very first day....
They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof...!!!

1. Forget your Past
2. Delete all your social accounts [Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...]
3. Stop Chatting. Period. [gtalk, yahoo, whatsapp, fb..]
4. Clean your room of all clutter. What you don't need, give to charity
5. And then, Take a Vacation to a remote scenic place with no email,phone access. Don't even think of taking any pictures.
Come back home and start your life again.

You have to be free, I mean, truly and completely feel free, for you to connect with yourself. Once you are able to do that, it will be easier for you to focus.

Married couple at zoo walks past a Gorilla enclosure.
says the woman " Mark,do you know that gorillas are the only animal which resemble men in their behavior.?
Look ,seeing that no one is looking,i will expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do?
Mary than exposes one of her breasts ,and sure,enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
Says Mark"now expose both breasts and let us see what happens"?
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark"this is incredible ,now pull your skirt up,turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens?
The woman pulls her skirt up,turns around with her bum to the gorilla,which by now was extremely aroused,breaks free from the enclosure ,grabs the woman and starts yanking the cloths of her.
The woman yells"Mark what do i do now?Please help me!
Mark replies "NOW TELL HIM YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AND YOU ARE NOT IN MOOD......let us see if gorillas and the men are the same!!

great>>!!

Bill, a fresh computer graduate from a world-class University, goes for an interview in a software company.
The interviewer is Steve, a grubby old man. And the first question he asks Bill is, "Are you good at logic?"
"Of course," replies Bill.
"Let me test you," replies Steve. "Two men come down a chimney. One comes with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one would wash his face?"
Bill stares at Steve. "Is that a test in Logic?" Steve nods.
"The one with the dirty face washes his face", Bill answers wearily.
"Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes his face."
"Hmm. I never thought of that," says Bill. "Give me another test."
Steve holds up two fingers, "Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?"
"We have already established that. The one with the clean face washes his face."
"Wrong. Each one washes one's face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes his face. When the one with the dirty face sees the one with the clean face washing his face, he also washes his face. So each one washes one's face."
"I didn't think of that!" says Bill. "It's shocking to me that I could make an error in logic. Test me again!"
Steve holds up two fingers, "Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?"
"Each one washes his face."
"Wrong. Neither one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. But when the one with clean face sees that the one with the dirty face doesn't wash his face, he also doesn't wash his face. So neither one washes his face."
Bill is desperate. "I am qualified for this job. Please give me one more test!"
He groans when Steve lifts his two fingers, "Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?"
"Neither one washes his face", Bill replies, "I have learnt this logic."
"Wrong, again. Do you now see, Bill, why programming knowledge is insufficient for this job? Tell me, how is it possible for two men to come down the same chimney, and for one to come out with a clean face and the other with a dirty face? Don't you see the flaw ?!"

well said and i do agree on your point to focus on family union and dynamics..