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old Cowboy
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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and chatting among friends.
Suddenly, in a flash of light, Satan appeared in front of the congregation! Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?' The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do. 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy. 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old cowboy. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?' The old cowboy calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.' |
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Topic:
trust
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How old is old age then, that your wife can now trust you??? well it is not about age as on the trust of my wife but it is proper understanding in between the two of us !! |
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. |
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Topic:
trust
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First sign of old age ??
wrinkles ?? no ..! medicine ?? no....!! baldness . !?? NO . . Certainly NOT ...! Then what ? when ur wife starts trusting u...! |
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Topic:
Mindset
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One guy was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a rope tied to their legs. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
"Well", trainer said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and at the age, its enough to hold them, as they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. they believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." He was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were. Their powerful and gigantic creature has limited its present abilities by the limitations of its past. Like the elephants, how many of us go through life holding onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? how many of us refuse to attempt something new and challenging because of our so called MINDSET? your attempt may fail, but never fail to make an attempt.. |
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Topic:
Bottle of Wine
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Hmmmm....I wish I could transform into that wine bottle...lolzz Would have been a great pleasure.....LOLLZZZ |
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Topic:
Bottle of Wine
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He had me for breakfast , lunch and dinner .. :-) Oh Yaaa......!!Lolzzz |
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Topic:
Bottle of Wine
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Lol good one Thanks... |
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Topic:
Bottle of Wine
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He had me for breakfast , lunch and dinner .. :-) Oh yaaa......good addition and combination...Lolzzz |
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Topic:
Bottle of Wine
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He took me from a bar
He took me in his car He took my top off He puts his lips on mine, but donot worry: Im a bottle of wine! |
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It is not about blaming a tool but discussing its impact as a whole.
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Many people living in this day and age use technology for everything. This is especially common through the means of social media.
Social media is defined as web sites and other online means of communication that are used by large groups of people to share information and to develop social and professional contacts. Kids as young as four or five up to elderly people are now intertwined in some way shape or form. Almost a third of people are now using mobile phones, email and even social network websites to talk to their loved ones, instead of sitting down to have a conversation. One in five admitted they only get to know what certain family member is doing by checking online. Social media is one big source that can give you an advantage or disadvantage to having a relationship with your child. Most adolescents and teenagers today use Facebook. Some adolescents and teenagers would say that they are addicted. Social networking is everywhere and can be accessed from just about anywhere, but when you have parents that are over protective you are quite limited to your sources. For example parents today are very concerned for the lack of privacy these websites offer. Children as young as nine and younger are connected to the worldwide technology. Most young adults today did not have that luxury children have today because parents were concerned about the things their children would get involved with. With the use of internet and technology today, parents will monitor their children’s activity, and by doing so, the child really has no privacy. For this reason, the relationships between children and their parents diminishes significantly. Social networking is a connection that just can’t be broken. It tends to draw people away from the real world. Many people focus on social media to distract them from their real life problems. Doing so it has caused people to care less for personal relationships with their friends and family, it is an outlet for people to leave the real world. Social networking allows people to ignore their feelings, and obligations to the people around them. When people are without internet it makes them anxious about the updates and responses that are waiting for them to check. Parents are becoming aware of many disadvantages of social networking sites including their effect on a child’s ability to concentrate. Constant online communication affects children making it difficult for them to communicate and concentrate when away from the screen. It is important for parents to monitor their children’s online social interactions and place a time limit on how long they can spend on the computer. Social networking affects children to the extent that social networks sometimes encourage interpersonal relations that are unrealistic. A child’s online interactions with people who could influence them in a negative manner may expose them to quite serious threats and potential dangers. Sometimes a child’s online social interactions may not be appropriate. Hiding behind a screen gives them the opportunity to say anything. This freedom could result in fights or online bullying. Overall social media seems to have a negative impact of families and their relationships with each other. Social Media has managed to create a numerous amount of downfalls concerning the way human beings are choosing to live their lives. For example, in today’s society, individuals have managed to become completely isolated from the world revolving around them. Instead of communicating the way we’ve grown up to communicate, we rely heavily on the internet. Besides this fact is the trust aspect of what social media can cause within a home. At some point, parents start to lose trust in kids based on what they display on social networking sites, or things they reveal about themselves, that the parents had no idea about until “discovering” it online. Also, the kids too, start to lose trust in their parents because they feel as though their being ease dropped on, like they can’t get any privacy. But people don’t realize, once you get involved with social media, you kind of lose out on privacy. Lastly, adding on to the trust as well as the brief mention of communication, comes the way families talk to each other in general. Remember when parents and their children actually held a conversation? Face to face? At this point in time, that no longer exists. Now when family members talk they most likely do so through a text, a wall post on Facebook, or a tweet on Twitter. Not only this but, when there a problem, children no longer go to their parents for comfort or support, they’d much rather vent on a social media site. Since social media has managed to change the comfort ability individuals used to have when it came to sharing their emotions. It’s been proven that the overall reason people choose to talk more through a networking site is because of their emotional invisibility, which otherwise means, their fear of people seeing or knowing exactly who they are or what they have to say, they make it easy on themselves by saying things in the electronic way. It seems like because that is the “easier” way that the outcome would be good but instead, electronic interactions often end up worse because in today’s society: we meet other individuals online, we enjoy being apart of blogging sites, and were entertained by not really having to interact with the real world at all. At this point, there is no way for individuals to live life normally; reality has been taken over by social media. |
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Topic:
love and hate
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“When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the things that they hate, all that does is eat away at the soul. Define the things that you believe in based upon the pursuit of the the things that you love and then that love should be able to override all those things that you hate.”
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Topic:
Man & Woman
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“The real thing that keeps men and women apart, is fear. Women blame men and men blame women, but the culprit is fear, women are afraid of one thing, men are afraid of a different thing; the fears of women have to do with losing while the fears of men have to do with not being good enough for something. One is loss, the other is insecurity. Men are innately more insecure than women and women are innately more needful of companionship than men. It's good for both men and women to be able to recognize and identify these fears not only within themselves, but within each other, and then men and women will see that they really do need to help each other. It's not a game, it's not a competition, the two sexes need one another.
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Topic:
A Cute Story
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thank you
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Topic:
A Cute Story
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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die." |
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Topic:
Everyone Has a Story in Life
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Thanks for appreciating
regards |
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Topic:
Everyone Has a Story in Life
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A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed… “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!” The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man… “Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”The old man smiled and said…“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today. Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you. |
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Ah, the question which has been running through my mind for quite a long time and I write this Answer more for myself than for you.
Love and friendship is often regarded as two separate entities.But are they really that different? Love is defined as having a great affection or liking for someone and isn't that what friendship is supposed to be? At least it should if one removes the adjective 'great'. You don't befriend some random person without some liking, do you?. By the way, I don't consider befriending as what people do in online chat rooms. I meant BEFRIENDING. I hope you got what I was trying to say. So only after this initial attraction or liking, you will get to know each other. And I suppose this is what happens in Love. Till now both represent the same area in a Love-Friendship Venn diagram. Now that you got attracted, you start talking. But that alone does not grow your relationship. No opposite gender will consider you as a good friend unless there is some level of trust, affection, security and mutual sharing. But isn't these expected in Love too? Yeah, now you can scratch your heads. Till now both Love and friendship are just same things running parallel. But then you don't fall in Love with all those whom are friends with. So there is something that now comes that makes you think that he/she is that perfect one whom you want to live all the life. Now this mystical attraction could be the reason why you in the first case approached or this could be the one that can pop out of now where making you go all crazy and upside down. That would be the point where Love branches out of the friendship stream and takes its own course. Now this mystical attraction could be the one of those characteristics or a special care and Love you might have yearned for years. Or it could appear to be reasonless. But I am always biased to the latter part where in the mystical attraction comes after knowing them for a particular time. I feel that's what makes your Love built on a strong foundation, but then this is purely my belief and reasoning. Anyway anything it might be, but you could strongly feel the difference when you are in Love and when you are just a friend. I would like to end it with this note. I am not a strong believer in the 'Love should end in marriage' belief. Obviously, it would be nice if it did but then if it did not then that does not in any way degrade your Love. You either Love or don't Love her, there is no such thing called Loved her. |
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