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Thu 07/28/16 12:33 AM

I am a supervisor for a security firm at a oceanfront resort, and I am a bartender for special events at high end resorts for a temp service.


i must say your built is in accordance to your job .

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Wed 07/27/16 11:44 PM

I'm not good in numbers but all I know is when I find a partner in life I will love him for a lifetime. Not just 24/7 or 24x7x365 which is 61,320 days only, that's not even a lifetime well unless if you only live in those days, ooh what a short way to live a life with all the loving. I want a lifetime and forever, now that has no numbers, oh it's infinite :smile: laugh :banana:


right there you are.

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Wed 07/27/16 11:24 PM
Every one is talking about passionately loving their partner 24×7 on 24/7.
Now you need to love him / her 365 days. Just one day won't do.
Work out the Mathematical equation of 24×7×365 .......That's real Love !!!
Love can be expressed in numerical figures .
Debate !!!

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Wed 07/27/16 11:10 PM

I am a 'domestic Goddess' at the moment. (Roseanne Barr)

Having retired from management at AT&T when it was
the biggest corporation in the world.

wow that is been wonderful to know,you had been associated with a company like AT&T...GREAT

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Wed 07/27/16 10:34 PM

I've been into Sales and Marketing job since 1995 and until now...stayed longer in a Pharmaceutical Industry.

wonderful to come to know of you,thanks

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Wed 07/27/16 10:15 PM
I am into education management and what about you people?

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Wed 07/27/16 12:06 AM


A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

C: The Hermaphrodite then walked off with the wife


Rofl

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Tue 07/26/16 09:38 PM
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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Sun 07/24/16 08:11 PM
A married friend told me, he is working on
Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics under constrained environment....

I was impressed...





On further probing, I learnt that he is washing dishes with hot water ... Under his wife's supervision...!!

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Wed 07/20/16 09:37 PM

In real terms?.. it means either my mother or my father sucked at picking names....lol


hahaha...not so...but i meant to ask the dictionary meaning of your name !

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Wed 07/20/16 09:11 PM
what does your name means in real terms?

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Wed 07/20/16 08:48 PM
While driving on the road..
Husband - "Why dont you use turn indicators...!!??"

Wife - "What do you mean use turn indicators...why should I?"

Husband- "So that other drivers know which way you will turn."

Wife- "Where I am going is nobody's business...!!!"

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Wed 07/20/16 01:56 AM

slaphead slaphead slaphead
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ooh poor wifey, how awful she must look....... OK, so now I know why husbands have drinking problems , lol!laugh laugh laugh :laughing: rofl drinker drinker rofl rofl

But thankfully i do not drink and with the grace of god i have a beautiful wife to whom i love and care !

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Tue 07/19/16 11:00 PM
Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ?
Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?
Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.
Husband : I am also drinking just for u , so that you look beautiful to me.

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Mon 07/18/16 11:11 PM
Intelligent answer:

Wife,"Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me ?"

Husband (Calmly), "Dear everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."

What a decent way of telling facts !...

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Mon 07/18/16 08:39 PM
A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said - "Tell me!!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???"

"My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind"....
:grin::grin::grin:

Moral : Drinkers are practical people. Kindly Respect n Support them !!!! *
:joy::beer:

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Sun 07/10/16 08:54 PM
Wedding Night:

The CEO proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night many years back.

The Manager next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night

All turned towards a fresher clerk & asked how many times did he do it on his wedding night

The clerk replied: Only once sir

The CEO laughed n asked WHY

The clerk replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!

Pin drop silence :grimacing::grimacing:

And a Lesson learnt by all politely…

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Wed 07/06/16 02:06 AM

Relay

layer.....as well

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Wed 07/06/16 12:50 AM
next:yalre

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Wed 07/06/16 12:47 AM

Odour

again the right one you got

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