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Tue 12/16/25 06:00 AM

Ay Up, Me Duck. Bob's Your Uncle. drinker

Nice try, Carlos. Cheers!

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Tue 12/16/25 01:30 AM
Depeche Mode

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Mon 12/15/25 04:34 PM
I don't have a dishwasher. That's why I'm here. There's a big pile of ironing needs doing too.

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Mon 12/15/25 03:26 PM
I am currently using vinegar to descale my kettle.

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Sun 12/14/25 05:59 PM
1. Place the angel you made in the dark near the door, so it will suddenly appear when a motion activated light switches on.
2. Switch off doorbell when you go out.
3. Attach a note that says "Back in 5 mins" to your door.

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Fri 12/12/25 04:06 AM

I'm looking for thin white women in California bay area.

Brian Wilson thought they were the cutest girls in the world.

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Fri 12/12/25 12:44 AM
#4 - What kind of pizza did Good King Wenceslas prefer?

...deep pan, crisp and even!

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Thu 12/11/25 01:51 PM

you just forgot to bail ship

Interestingly, the original term "bail" means to remove water, but it also works as a metaphor for getting out of something. In discussing a boat it is probably more appropriate to interpret "bail" in it's original sense, so "bail ship" should more properly refer to removing water from the ship rather than removing oneself. If the ship goes under it is probably a good idea to stop bailing and bail out. I spent the last third of Titanic (the film) wondering why Jack wasn't wearing a life jacket. The reason was so he could sink dramatically later. I wouldn't recommend that.

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Thu 12/11/25 11:16 AM
#3 - While shepherds washed their socks by night all seated on the ground, the angel of the lord came down and paid them half a crown.

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Thu 12/11/25 10:31 AM
Squaws are welcome in my teepee.

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Wed 12/10/25 04:12 AM
Zhang Chinese Name

DON

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Wed 12/10/25 03:45 AM

So you can watch when you're getting eiffle towered?
laugh

Eiffel rhymes with Souffle without an accent on the "e". I can't find one on my keyboard and tilting the screen doesn't help.

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Tue 12/09/25 01:37 PM
Thanks for trying, Souffle. Things that seem out of reach may be closer than you think.

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Tue 12/09/25 12:21 AM

In My Youthful Wild Days of the 1980's Living in California I Enjoyed Watching My First Wife Have 3somes in Front of Me. I Loved to Watch !! love

www.super8-conversion.com

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Sat 12/06/25 01:07 AM
Perhaps liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

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Sat 12/06/25 12:56 AM
I like the ones that fizz when you put them in water.

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Mon 11/24/25 03:27 PM
https://mingle2.com/countries/213/saudi-arabia

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Sun 11/23/25 10:32 AM

For all I know this could be Wednesday ;-)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give Addams.

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Sun 11/16/25 07:42 PM
still working on the list...

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Sun 11/16/25 06:26 AM


Should flat chested women get implants?

What business is it of anyone else whether they do or don't?

Cosmetic surgery.

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