Only one thought
Only one Mother
Only one single word reaches upwards
Only one single trail leads heavenward.

Kogi Prayer

(Indigenous wisdom is often scoffed and overlooked...T.)

Round of warm "V" for all

Younger, but those that guess are put on lifetime christmas card list lol



and it is not a maturity level thing...

Fill ur boots and enjoy lol

LOL omg

3rd pebble from the Sun is what I was "told"
lol

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this ???

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog, Athena the wonder dog.

I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think; that I had an elephant?

So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again; although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.

On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!

Or snow jobs lol

Just send them to the Religion forums....


jk

no and no.

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."


The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Good one Tom

Most humorous

I have heard some gurly's at the mall actually use text msg code outloud lol

Here is a link to some txt coding...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12221779/

Boring is one word for this one lol
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

Interesting and most useful for those that 'want' to know:
http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/familylife/l/bldictionary.htm

Good Luck...

lol.....Looking back for Fresh's note fer that one....

Down on ur knees gurl if you are proposing that one lol....
(Seahawks promised me $5 if you would)

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LOL @ Gypsy.... Seahawks been saying that since last year LOL

thanks for the reassurance lol

Well you are not going to hell talking about vampires on a tv show LOL Can't wait for the next episode!