That is friggin funny! Wrong but funny!

Oxycotton by Lil Wyte.

Sports Center....Thanks Redmange!

"Instead you shall bang your head on the floor untill forgiven!"


I bet only a few of you can name that movie!

"Now shoulder your f*cking weapon solider!"

The Rock~~~~~Doom

House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects. I am also a fan of ALL Robert Englund movies. His role in Adventures of Ford Fairlane (not a horror movie) was friggin funny. I also love Strangeland with Dee Snider from Twisted Sister. But the first two will always be the best due to the fact that I love Rob Zombie and not to mention that his wife is effin HOT!

Kane will ALWAYS be my favorite. His movie came out on my b-day so that was cool. Did you know that Brock Lesner is in the UFC and is fighting Randy Coture for the belt? And Batista....is just effin HOT!

"Nice story Goober, how much we owe ya?"


Gotta love Rob Zombie movies!!!

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail." So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did. ''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy. ''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge. ''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''

''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''

''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.

''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''

Yeah, they did great too. I'm excited about this year's season. It
should be full of surprises. But of all the teams to trade Randy Moss
to, WHY THE PATRIOTS???

Hang on to any of the new Arkansas Quarters. If you have them, they may
be worth much more than 25 cents.

The US Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Arkansas
quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each
state. This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new
quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines,
pay phones, or any other coin operated devices.

The problem lies in the unique design of the Arkansas quarter, which was
designed by a team of Ozark specialists.

Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel
together keeps jamming up the machines.

See No Evil
2001 Maniacs
House of 1000 Corpses
Devils Rejects
all Nightmare on Elm Streets
Love Stinks
A Guy Thing
The Sweetest Thing
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Ready to Rumble
Walking Tall
Be Cool
The Rundown
The Ringer
Natural Born Killers
Friday
Blue Streak
Men in Black
Dude Where's My Car
Nightmare Before Christmas
Alladin
Finding Nemo
Childs Play
Bride of Chucky
Seed of Chucky

Nice!

The third guy sounds like I got a hold of him

Words Women Use


1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine. (Go to #1.)

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.
(Refer #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F*ck YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong," for the woman's response refer to # 3.

Hey girl! We are GREAT! How bout you?

I choked on myself because I'm a ninja!