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I think we may be closing in on the problem.
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Hello
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Hi there Cheeky
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HI NEW HERE
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Welcome to you Jess
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Can you afford to date ?
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I guess it depends if you are trying to get to know her, or just trying to impress her.
If you don't really want to know her, she'll figure it out in about 4 sentences. If your just trying to impress her, it won't take her that long. Ladies this was said out of respect for your intuition, so don't tear my throat out. |
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Best Karaoke song....
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I have a thunderous, though untrained, baritone voice. Anything by the late great Johnny Cash.
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No sleep...
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sweet dreams and good thoughts.
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Loved Mingle Until...
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Wow, he stole more of your time than he deserved. Some people have to hide under a veil of anonymity to lash out at people. They lack the courage to be assertive in thier real life, so they compensate from hiding.
Just remember this, there is a 99% chance that he had a crappier day than he could have possibly made you have. You got to be you all day, and he had to be him. |
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omg!!!!! i did it!!!!!!!!
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I feel like such a rookie.
<-----Humbly offering these from my modest garden Can I perv you again? |
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what up
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He'll do fine here.
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Hidyie'ho Neighbors
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I'll never use the dancin' banana again.
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If I put......
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you'd have to put it in your main pic |
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If I put......
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a coupon for a free cup of Starbucks coffee in my profile, would that get me perved more often?
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IT'S A COSTUME
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Good times.
hi everyone, hope you are all having fun tonite. |
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IT'S A COSTUME
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So, am I the only one in real costume? lol |
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IT'S A COSTUME
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Hey all. I'm so late. Any candy apples left. Oh never mind.
Scotch, scotch, I love scotch. A round on me. |
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New girl on the block
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Keep smiling and hanging around the forums. You'll soon have tons of new friends.
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separated
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5 weeks, you probably haven't gotten to the sad and missing stage, much less through it.
But have no fear, you have blindly stumbled into a nest of extremely friendly people that will adopt you and help you out. You're in good hands. No, I'm not a therapist. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. |
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Pictures of YOURSELF
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For people who know you it is ok to have a joke as a pic but for those who just see your profile for the first time it gives a very bad first impression, base on your pic I wouldn't even want to be your friend, I might miss a great person but that is life. Fish |
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1, I will ride any roller coaster, but ferris wheels scare the sht out of me.
2, I love chocolate cake crammed into a glass with milk poured over the top. 3, I love classic rock and sea shanties 4, I go commando exclusively 5, I secretly bought my first pair of reading glasses at 38. |
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