Rustyeye


Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Wed 10/08/08 03:01 PM Topic: rate me
Rate what?

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Wed 10/08/08 01:35 PM Topic: How did I do?
You're hot, now COME HERE!!! Good profile, need more pics of your hunka-hunka burnin' good looks!! Welcome and best wishes!! Wow, 15 minutes and I'm blushing and staring at my feet!

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Wed 10/08/08 01:28 PM Topic: How did I do?
Very interesting and well-written profile. My only suggestion would be to add a few more photos. Welcome to the site and good luck! Thanks for the input. It's the only pic I had of myself on the comp. Should get some more soon.

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Wed 10/08/08 01:27 PM Topic: How did I do?
Hola Cheers deluxe

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Wed 10/08/08 01:10 PM Topic: How did I do?
This is like walking into a party where you don't know a soul. I hope my shirts tucked in. Don't know how a profile is supposed to look or sound, so I just told the truth.

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 05:14 PM Topic: Pink Floyd
This like picking favorite ice cream. Can't do it either. Taking the list option. 1, Learning to Fly 2, One Slip 3, Great Gig in the Sky 4, Shine On 5, Have a Cigar

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 05:06 PM Topic: Favorite Songs
Girl Don't Go Away Mad (Girl Just Go Away) Motley Crue

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 05:01 PM Topic: guitarist only ...brain tease
Oh crap, wrong page. Bonnie Raitte (sp)

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 05:00 PM Topic: guitarist only ...brain tease
Nuno Bettencourt

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 04:57 PM Topic: Favorite Songs
"Southern Cross" Crosby, Stills, and Nash

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 04:50 PM Topic: Lamest Record Of All Time?
"Midnight at the Oasis" makes me want to get a job at the post office just so I can.......

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 02:18 PM Topic: when you joined this site
to chat online with hot babes alllllll day

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 05:35 AM Topic: Home Early
A man returns early from a business trip and calls home to make arrangments to be picked up at the airport. The housekeeper answers the phone, and he asks to speak to the lady of the house. The housekeeper replies "but sir, she is in dispose right now." Growing irate the man asks how she is "In dispose" to the extent she cannot come to the phone. "She is with her lover right now!" the housekeeper answers. The man goes crazy and tells the housekeeper to go to the desk in the study, get the gun out of the drawer, and shoot the lady of the house and her lover. He further adds that if she doesn't do as she is told, he will come home and shoot everyone in the house. He hears the study door open, the drawer slide open, the maid open the bedroom door, and finally two gunshots. "Oh my gosh, I've done it!" the maid screams."What shall I do now?" The man tells her to be calm and go drop the gun into the deep end of the swimming pool and he will be home in twenty minutes. Puzzled the maid replies, "but sir, we don't have a swimming pool. The man says "Oh hell, is this 555-3487?"

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 04:02 AM Topic: Smoking after sex
Someone has to keep this classics alive, right?

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 10/04/08 03:59 AM Topic: Smoking after sex
Two elderly ladies were having thier regular chat at the beauty salon when one asks the other, "Maudey, in your 53 years of marriage, did you ever once smoke after having sex?" And Maudey responds, "I'm not sure Ethel, I never really looked."

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Fri 10/03/08 05:41 PM Topic: Buying Condoms
A deaf mute has a hot date and wants to be ready. He devises a plan to ask the pharmacist for what he wants. When the pharmacist comes to the counter, the deaf mute lays his willy on the counter. He then places a 5$ bill next to it. The pharmacist responds by laying his slightly larger willy next to the deaf mutes, picks up the 5$ bill and puts it in his pocket.

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 09/27/08 05:35 PM Topic: Does this pic make me look invisible?
Yes she did. But she also told me to get a haircut. Forgot that also, hence the hat.

Rustyeye Joined Sat 09/27/08 Posts: 171	Sat 09/27/08 05:14 PM Topic: Does this pic make me look invisible?
New to the site (after being asked for a credit card # at every other free site) you guys seem to actually communicate with each other. Hope is not lost for old guys.

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