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Sat 08/23/14 10:37 PM
When I was like 10, I got to meet and hangout with Bret the Hitman Hart for the night after a wrestling show. He was a really cool guy and I have tons of pictures with him.

A few years ago I won a radio contest to hang out with one of my favorite bands (AFI) for a weekend while they were on tour. Spent the weekend with Davey Havok and I am pretty sure I was gay for the whole time as I had a huge man crush on him.

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Fri 08/22/14 11:31 PM




Only classes I would flunk.

(Possibly)Topic 2. The putting toilet paper on the holder is not the real issue. HOW you put the toilet paper on the roll is. It goes over and NOT under. If you put it under and not over, **** will hit the fan.

Topic 4. The floor can be considered a large hamper. Just need to take note of the clean pile and dirty pile.

Topic 10. Absolutely not.



oh trystan .. .. Don't worry .. We have a special line of the latest shock therapy collars for when you get the urge to comment on her parking ability. .. . Discounts given if you need dual therapy .. For a more sensitive area :-)


One of those squirt bottles people use to stop their cats from clawing things would work better.
adds squirt bottles with chloroform to shopping list .. Laughing


Chloroform? Now we are talking. Giggity giggity.

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Fri 08/22/14 11:24 PM


Only classes I would flunk.

(Possibly)Topic 2. The putting toilet paper on the holder is not the real issue. HOW you put the toilet paper on the roll is. It goes over and NOT under. If you put it under and not over, **** will hit the fan.

Topic 4. The floor can be considered a large hamper. Just need to take note of the clean pile and dirty pile.

Topic 10. Absolutely not.



oh trystan .. .. Don't worry .. We have a special line of the latest shock therapy collars for when you get the urge to comment on her parking ability. .. . Discounts given if you need dual therapy .. For a more sensitive area :-)


One of those squirt bottles people use to stop their cats from clawing things would work better.

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Fri 08/22/14 11:02 PM
Do you mean before or after I get out of jail?

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Fri 08/22/14 11:02 PM
Only classes I would flunk.

(Possibly)Topic 2. The putting toilet paper on the holder is not the real issue. HOW you put the toilet paper on the roll is. It goes over and NOT under. If you put it under and not over, **** will hit the fan.

Topic 4. The floor can be considered a large hamper. Just need to take note of the clean pile and dirty pile.

Topic 10. Absolutely not.



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Fri 08/22/14 09:36 AM


How in the hell I ended up being a "bad guy" because I refused to take part in this ice water bucket thing.



flowers
I'm not doing it...until it's blood and guts in that bucketsmokin


I....I am not sure how to respond to that.

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Thu 08/21/14 04:37 AM
Personally, I like to be alone but not by myself.

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Thu 08/21/14 04:36 AM
How in the hell I ended up being a "bad guy" because I refused to take part in this ice water bucket thing.

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Mon 08/18/14 10:28 PM
I have the perfect solution to combat the online beggers and scammers. If you want to know what it is, send me an online money order or check and I will let you in on the secret.

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Mon 08/18/14 10:08 PM
Confidence.
Strong. But not the annoyingly strong type.
Personality/Sense of humour.
Face/Body.
Goal Oriented

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Mon 08/18/14 04:03 AM




You make eye contact first so you don't get caught looking at her boobs. Then go from that.


So...you'd make eye contact and THEN look at my boobs?...lol


Have to make sure you don't notice.
Nothing worse then going for the boob look first and then looking up to see that she has been watching you the whole time.


Do you think I wouldn't notice, if you do it in a different order? I ALWAYS notice...haha....:tongue:


You have to be smart about it. As oppose to making it blatantly obvious.

Wait until she looks away, wait until she sits down and then get a downward angle (ie stand while she sits), distract her with something....for examples that is.

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Mon 08/18/14 03:45 AM


You make eye contact first so you don't get caught looking at her boobs. Then go from that.


So...you'd make eye contact and THEN look at my boobs?...lol


Have to make sure you don't notice.
Nothing worse then going for the boob look first and then looking up to see that she has been watching you the whole time.

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Mon 08/18/14 03:37 AM
Why would a female taking initiative be a bad thing?

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Mon 08/18/14 03:33 AM
You make eye contact first so you don't get caught looking at her boobs. Then go from that.

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Sat 08/16/14 04:48 PM
Never.

Though I have been chased naked by a cop once. That would be the only real encounter I've had with the law.

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Sat 08/16/14 04:46 PM
Sex is not bad for your health.

Though there was this one time I sustained a injury from sex. So if you really wanted to stretch the argument I could see from that aspect.

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Sat 08/16/14 04:41 PM
Wait...arraigned marriages are a legit thing? I always thought it was a joke against a culture. Didn't think it was an legit thing.

Chalk that one up to pure ignorance.

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Sat 08/16/14 12:29 AM
Have a god damn tension headache.

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Sat 08/16/14 12:16 AM
I keep it trim, clean and groomed.

A man who willingly shaves his body hair I urge them to hand in their "Man card" to the proper authorities.

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Sat 08/16/14 12:11 AM
No.
If you want to date other people, why would you start a relationship with someone?

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