Well I guess it could have been a flashlight. Though I'm pretty sure she hated my guts and probably would have slung a big white glass plate at my head. Could explain the one day I thought I was abducted.

I use the "I will call when I feel like it rule." It works quite well until I get about 10 messages left on my voicemail. First few usually says "call me", followed by a few sighs and clicks, and then "you MF rar". lol.

Well to be honest, yes I do use some sort of waiting period, but not with the intent to solicit such voicemail messages.

Don't respond. Let him show up, then tell your boyfriend to kick his ass, then to add insult to injury, call the cops. Or call the cops first and let them kick his ass.

I was hit by bright white light in my sleep that caused me constant nonstop dreams of a woman, followed by fevers, and 6 months of hell.

That is my most recent paranormal experience.

I already am one. A nutcase.

I feel like **** for a while, because it tells me she is using me for something other then what I thought. End result, I see how much **** she can take when I decide to be her enemy instead of a friend. :)

The book is good through the first 4 chapters. My ex had a beef with it though, because she still couldn't control me, or the guys she got with afterwards. In my opinion the biggest problem with the book is that it suggests you act a certain way to attract guys, but in the end what happens when you revert back to your true self?

I'm sure you've heard the saying after a breakup, "he isn't the same person I fell in love with." This is where it becomes for the guy "she isn't the person she portrayed herself to be."

The book tells truth through the first half of the book, but in the second half it falls apart and is garbage. While I read it, I had good laughs at all the **** I fell for myself before. It also doesn't tell you half the **** in the book won't work on men, but it will on boys.

Eventually the tricks expire and you're screwed.

We know right away if we want to shag. We don't think straight until after shagging, because if we did we would have seen better options.

Because a lot of women have low standards that is equal to their self esteem. It isn't that they want a bad boy for the moment, it is that they have nothing to offer to a good man. A good strong woman doesn't want a bad boy that is going to hold her back from achieving the things she wants in her life.

Overall it is the NHL. Other sports you can get buy with almost no physical contact. In hockey you don't even need to be near the puck to get KOed.

Wrestling is another rough sport, too bad it's fake.

For me it was and for some reason still is Michelle Rodriguez.

I got a thing for Cindy Gomez though.

I would kiss her cat and let my 3 cats play with hers.

Piss them off. Ask them their penis/breasts size and say its too small or too big.

Most RE games have one female and male role. Claire Redfield, Rebecca Chambers, and Jill Valentine all were primary characters in the games they were in. Also in RE4, there is an unlockable side mission where you play as Ada Wong. The new RE is supposed to have a new heroine. So yeah plenty of female heroines in the RE series altogether.

Resident Evil Series is good to play. I need to get back to console games.

My chest is a little bigger. I hope you don't mind them saggy, but I promise I have the most beautiful nipples.

Could always lie about your age. A lot of women do that anyways.

I have mixed feelings. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. What happened to her I feel she deserved it, but I also feel that she doesn't.

my nipples are nipply in this cold

ice cubes and a heater

I only dream about it, only to awake with the words "f that b"