The Lobster Leader is very mad at me for not securing him an aquarium last night. He has now told me to abandon our plan to steal the Oscar Myer Weenie Mobile in order to drive it in to the New Jersey River. WE are now going to hitchhike to Sea World in San Diego.

I have been instructed to enter the shark tank there with a large uncooked bloody roast tied to my ankle. The leader has told me that sharks are actually vegetarians and that the only reason they attack surfers is because they taste like weed and cheap beer. I am now to disprove this myth for all humanity to see. Or at least for all the bored ass tourist to see…what ever ….I’m Psyched!!!!!!

I don’t care cuzzz either way we are ALL screwd...............HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mE TOO.........

yOU ROCK!!! ...NOW YOU MAKE UP A STORY....HAPPY, SAID, FUNNY, SILLY WHAT EVER YOU WANT....

BEEP BOP BOOMALOOMA DANG DANG SILLY WILLY WANG A DANG POOO TANG LANG LANG SHAMAAA DAMAAAA BING BONG!!!!!!!!!

tAKE THAT YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!

I have got to go for a moment. K-mart is closing and I have to hide behind some boxes until everyone leaves the store and they lock up for the night.

Oh' in case anyone cares K-mart does not carry 800 gallon aquariums.......the leader is going to be most displeased with me now.....DAMN!!!!

Yes ...and guess what ? I have got the leader of the Lobster's hid away in my basement.....He said there is a conspiracy afoot.... has something to do with melted butter and nipple rings....

Yeah yeah yeah.................

OMG... You too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself.
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Democrat/Liberal Jokes
Here are some silly jokes that slam Democrats and Liberals. They aren't meant to be offensive, and if you are a Liberal or a Democrat please don't get angry! This is all just for fun...

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.

A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.

Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome

Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.

Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

A Democrat found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.

Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.

Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.

Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Democrat parade.

Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.

Q: What's the definition of a Democrat running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.

Q: What's the difference between God and a Democrat?
A: God knows He's not a Democrat.

Booo Kitty!!!!!!!!

Well... people call me a little eccentric. Let’s take last Saturday for instance. I woke up at 6:30 am, got dressed up like a lawn jockey and spent the whole day standing completely still on my neighbors front lawn....with my underwear on the outside of my pants.

Yeah, well we can vote 'em all out on to the street ...well for about 5 second that is...then they will just go work for a lobbyist firm or go speak on a college circuit and make 100 grand + an appearance. WOW!!!! They just can’t lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have I told you my Lawn Jockey story????

We have to keep it hush, hush ...you can’t be seen hanging out with the likes of me. What will people think and say???

Has been hanging out with TERORIST for a long time now. Cant say I didn’t warn Ya……

This issue will do him in I think.

What do you think will end his run for El President'aaaaaaaa ?

Yes ...it was a Great movie. I like the part were Quint hands out the life jackets to Hooper and Chief Brody. And then half way through the movie you find out that Chief Body’s car is haunted. I like the camera close up at the end when the car starts to fix it self after its been crushed in the metal compactor….Oh and that other part in the movie where Quint’s furry little friend eats after midnight and he turns into a Gremlin and blows up the shark with an M16 riffle and it say's to the shark “Say hello to my lit’toe frieeend!!!” and then the Aliens come down a blow up the White House just when a lot of people were starting to think the Aliens might be friendly….Yeah Dirty Dancing was a great Movie, Great!!!!

Name the movies in this post and/or write your own missh- mosh.

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode