I'm assuming in this hypothetical scenario I am not cheating and have never cheated. Yes, I would be offended if he accused me of cheating. I would even be offended if he just suspected it. If he thought I was acting distant/stranger than usual, I would hope he would first ask me if something if bothering me and if something is going on to make me act so strangely.

But that's just me. I've never cheated on anyone and if I wasn't into my boyfriend anymore I would try to work it out or end the relationship, not sneak around behind his back.

About a year and a half, from age 13 to 15. Wow, that was over 10 years ago. I think I'll go cry into my glass :(

Is your cat fixed?

My cats are indoor and fixed, and the only vaccine I give them now is the rabies one, because it's a law in my state.

When I come home, my cats will be sleeping peacefully. But I'll notice lamps are knocked over, or the table cloth is all bunched... hmmm... one of my cats hid pencils under the couch.

Sometimes I see matches who look like someone I could be interested in. But right off the bat they say something that makes me think otherwise. Like, "hey would you like to dress up like a hooker and choke me while I touch myself?"

:( True story.

1. You're Unprepared? Not usually

2. You're Not a Team Player? If I care about the task at hand, yes. If not, no.

3. You're Not Self-Reliant? No. I try, but no.

4. You, Umm, Smell? I hope not.

5. You're Loud on the Phone? Kinda. But I don't talk on the phone in public.

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious) No.

7. You Walk Like an Elephant? Haha, how does one do that?

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On? I silence it.

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting? No.

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact? Sometimes I can be uncertain enough to do those things.

:)

Your daughter is very cute!!

For what it's worth, you seem really cool and if I was into chicks, I'd be right there ;)

I don't do drugs, but I say for. Cigarettes are legal and they seem way more lethal to me. It doesn't add up.

Dude! That's like the guy who called 911 because subway got his order wrong.

How romantic... in an Angelina Jolie sort of way..

Yay! Thanks, I needed that. ^__^

None :( Nobody falls in love with me.

Interesting! But wouldn't it be even creepier if the heads were rolling and there was no hill at all? Then people would be creeped out AND really confused ^_^

I'm going to be 25 this year and I haven't had a boyfriend since I was 22! Wtf, mate? *sniffs armpits* I think I smell april fresh. I don't look exactly like an ogre under a bridge. I like strawberries and champagne! I will laugh at your jokes! I like animals and video games! Anyone listening? :(

I love turtles. I don't have one though, because I have no room for a tank at present. But I was researching it because I loved this tortoise I saw at a pet shop a while back. (I love all animals, except snakes)

Entertaining??? (Thanks I think? lol)