Have you seen my profile? Of course I don't get messages on here! Not from scammers or regular people looking for relationships or interwebicourse. That's how I like it.

I did, however, meet my lovely fiance on here about a year and a half ago. Though I had to send him an email.

It's not a lack of a sense of humor, the joke just isn't good.

You've either not found the right gal (which sounds accurate in this case) or you're just one of those "grass is greener" type of dudes. Possibly both.

You have your happy content life with your routine. No matter who you throw into the mix, it's not just you anymore and things are disrupted. When you find the perfect person, the disruption will not be a negative thing. Of course you'll always have to compromise on certain issues, and sometimes you'll have to do some things or watch some movies you don't particularly want to do or watch, but that goes for both people. Maybe once in awhile you'll have to waste two hours of your life watching some piece of garbage Secrets of the Ya-Ya Traveling Pants crap. But at least you're hanging out with someone who you respect and love. She should do the same for you, or go do something on her own and let you enjoy things you've always been into.

Being in a relationship isn't about changing that person. I am aware that some women try to do this.

For me, I'm in a relationship with someone because I love who he is and I love everything about him. If he wants to play video games or do something I'm not into for awhile, cool. There are a million things I like to do that he's not into.

Good thing I wouldn't touch your billy club with a thirty foot pole.

He's not a satanic punk rocker, he's gay. It's all the same to bible bumpers though.

You kind of have to be already satisfied with your life before you drag someone else into it. It's not a woman's job to 100% satisfy you. You should already be stable and happy so that when you meet someone special, they can just add to your happiness and well being. It's a teamwork thing.

Bwhahahaha! What guy can actually use the "withholding sex" punishment?

You sound like a whiny woman. Go nuke yourself a Hungry Man dinner.

Only one of my photos is real.

A warning to you.

I once had a parent who behaved exactly like you are planning to.

It drove us apart for years.

Be prepared for the wrath of a teenage girl.


Don't snoop through her stuff! You're probably one of the only people she trusts. Do you really want to ruin that?

M*A*S*H

Northern Exposure

Twin Peaks

The Office

Arrested Development

Archer

It depends on if you're talking about your child or some dude you're dating.

What is the opposite of purple?

Better not tell you now!


How are dinosaurs AND God real?

I live in the ghetto of Chicago, I don't want to venture far.

Beirut-Elephant Gun

F*cki'n Genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mqhkuOF7s

We are discussing adventure walk to Dunkin Donuts...

Disco Orgy!

730 sucka.

I came home from drinking and didn't want doughnuts until I read this thread. Thanks.

Your photo is in fact, too dark. Also, there are three people visible in that photo. Which one are you?

You should edit your about you section. Maybe put a sample of your writing up. Some ladies cream for that crap.