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Thu 12/18/08 11:07 PM
Niiiice. I'll remember to bring the Hello Kitty vibrator when I visit.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/hello-kitty-vibrator/

And my evil (!) twin is stationed in Germany at the moment and I cant wait to go back.

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Thu 12/18/08 10:51 PM
I'm 6'4 so I feel you on that one.

You and I should never visit Japan, they'd run screaming "Gojirra!"


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Thu 12/18/08 10:38 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/18/08 10:43 PM
You seriously wont want to come home.
I had to be dragged out of Europe.

And now I'm thinking of how I can escape back to there and run away for good.

edit: Extradite this (insert inappropriate gesture)America! pitchfork

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Thu 12/18/08 08:51 PM
And I'm really bummed about breaking my streak.frustrated

6 friggin years without a single speeding ticket!!!!!

Grrrr! explode

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Thu 12/18/08 08:33 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/18/08 08:34 PM
Well the first was kinda random seeing as I was going the same speed as the dozen or so cars around me.
Just got lucky(Ha!) with that one, and got my first speeding ticket in like 6 years.

Second was a Motorcycle Cop who was really bored and nailed me for my friggin seat-belt! Then he wrote me up for some other retarded sh!t, like my registration wasn't up to date etc.

All of which made me almost an hour late for work.
Wotta crap-ass day.

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Thu 12/18/08 08:25 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/18/08 08:28 PM
waving (((erin)))
how was work?

Work was actually kinda cool, but the events surrounding it...
frustrated
I'll fill you in later.

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Thu 12/18/08 08:24 PM
My brand of luck is both a blessing AND a curse.

I got pulled over twice on my way to the restaurant this morning.


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Thu 12/18/08 08:07 PM
There are waves in Florida? When did this happen?

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Thu 12/18/08 08:05 PM
Bah-muthaf*ckin-HUMBUG!
frustrated

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Thu 12/18/08 07:56 PM
The friction was that Mindy was a straight up hater.

There were some more specific points as well but mostly it was that her profile was totally fake and those pictures weren't her, and she got called on it.

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Wed 12/17/08 05:00 PM
Mmmm...Cheese grits...agggg...:thumbsup:

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Wed 12/17/08 04:58 PM
faster recipe:

Ingredients:

- 100$
- taxi cab into Tijuana
- 1 bottle of tequila

Mix well.

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Wed 12/17/08 04:55 PM
While its not strictly Tao or Buddhist, I really enjoyed
"Way of the Peaceful Warrior" by Dan Milman.

Good stuff.

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Wed 12/17/08 04:53 PM
Well it IS action-packed with douche-bags, there's no denying that.

Grr, I need a beer! drinker

(gives cpr to thread)

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Mon 12/15/08 12:20 AM
I should so direct this show...
:banana: devil :banana:

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Mon 12/15/08 12:14 AM
Hope Im not too late, HAPPY B-Day bro! :banana: drinker :banana:

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Fri 12/12/08 05:34 PM
There's no way Alicat is Mindymindy.

Because Ali's posts dont make me throw up in my mouth.

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Fri 12/12/08 12:38 AM
Edited by ChefBadger on Fri 12/12/08 12:39 AM
Kim I have some good news and some bad news...


Good News: We found your truck.



Bad News: Its this one -


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Thu 12/11/08 11:59 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/11/08 11:59 PM

Nice picture of your chest on your profile. What exactly are you trying to say with that on there?whoa typical christian.rofl


Marriage is crap. Sex without marriage rules!shades


rofl roflGotta love that rampant Christian hypocrisy rofl rofl

Nice call Hellkitten! oops :banana:

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Thu 12/11/08 10:41 PM
"Are you gonna untie me?"

That gets really old after a while...just sayin.

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