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Why would someone want to
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I wish!
If only alcohol made it behave, then I wouldn't have to follow it around all morning. |
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Edited by
ChefBadger
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Mon 02/09/09 12:17 AM
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Haaavla Nagila Havlaaa...
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Ghana Dude, you don't wanna party in Ghana. You might get Ghanarreah. |
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Back to the zoo he escaped from.
Bad monkey! Bad! |
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Don't worry Moof, one day you'll be re-united with yours too.
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L'chiam! Man I love a good bris!
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Ha! You missed! Myka didn't give those back to me today!
Hahahaha...awww maaan! |
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Right now...at this very moment...Myka...is snoring like a little puddy-tat. Awwww!
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Mmmm...wood.
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Yeah Gypsy, let that sh!t shine forth...so take of your pants already.
 
Really? THATS whats hard to believe? Sheeeit I'm still trying to get over the fact that that's not butter. |
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Topic:
Why would someone want to
Edited by
ChefBadger
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Mon 02/09/09 12:01 AM
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Oh now I know...
Because my van has a bed in it and a really sweet Wizard on outside of it. |
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Oh wait I know!
Because my mom's basement has cable AND a mini-fridge with every kind of Hot-Pocket. Nah that's not it... |
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Because I tip well after sex? Hmmm...
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Because I have room in my freezer for one more head.
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Those are just the cell-phone signals bouncing off your fillings there tall guy, not actual voices.
So put the bunny down and step away from the microwave. |
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unrequited...
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This year is the first time since I was in high school that I have a date for V-day... and I'm not looking forward to it at all because it's not the guy I want to be going out with. I'm guessing I need to cancel my date because of this, but I feel obligated to follow through with it because I said I would. The guy I wish it was wants to slow things down and be friends for now... for who knows how long. How am I supposed to just keep everything in and not kiss him or hold his hand like I want to? How do I give him the space he needs without losing interest in him while we're just friends? What would you do in this situation... or what would you suggest to make it easier? Oh, I should mention also that the guy I have the date with also wants to be friends first. Dear Ms Embers, Tell ya what, I've carried a few torches in my time, so I'll help you out. Here's what you all ya gotta do: Slip slow-poke a roofie or two and get him down to Tijuana, Mexico. I know a guy. He'll have papers waiting for you. We stand your unconscious sweetie up and snap some wedding photos... Boom, your all set aaaand its legally binding. Yours truely, He-who shall-remain-chefless 
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Topic:
Why would someone want to
Edited by
ChefBadger
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Sun 02/08/09 11:48 PM
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Yeah Gypsy, let that sh!t shine forth...so take of your pants already.
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fantasy films
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Fantasy film? Much Ado About Nothing.
Because only in a world that's not really real (whoa.) could Keanu Reeves be allowed to do Shakespeare. "Doth not a dude have a soul? If you prick us, do we not get totally bummed?" |
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Moderation be damned (if you can afford it).
You cant overdose on pot, you just go to the 7-11/fridge and then go to sleep. |
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I like it better after some pizza
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