Diarrhea of the mouth begins on page 10.

Its so delightful that arrogant asshats appear to cause strife with such regularity.

Enjoying your little circus? and Im sure basking in the resultant negative attention no doubt.

You cant even just apologize with out attaching some whiny BS justification for your insensitive arrogant assumption of expertise.

Feel free to go fist yourself.

Airing other peoples private things in a public forum is effing classless.

Regardless of your intentions, its none of your business and most certainly not your place.
To assume that you have the right to discuss such things clearly marked private is the height of arrogance.

F*ck your intentions. And it's most certainly not hysteria to recognize a rude, arrogant d!ck when one un-invitingly runs his mouth and breaks people's trust.

Oh cool! Is this the cheese shop? I'd like some smoked gouda, some St. Andre, and some extra sharp cheddar...

Are any of those friends polar bears?

My dear Myka isnt the only one either. Kim has all kinds of reinforcements.

Any country that sells used panties in vending machines HAS to have some interesting sh!t going on.

Mail-order?

Speak gooder engrish.

Smile like a donut.

Tuna


















fish.

Smokin the reefer...



fish.

Hey HMM, you're going to Cambodia soon right?
Do you know about Angkor Wat and Angkor Thom?
Because you better bring your camera(s.











fish.

I had a friend that named her Fish "Chicken".
True story.

Dont be giving away my weaknesses!

MmmHmm, ok, thats fine, I see how you are missy.


edit: Fish.

Idontwanna. Mine mine mine.

And I gotta add Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" by Trent Reznor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go

Michael Buble - covering Nina Simone's "Feeling Good".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3BH9hKNPoI

What is there to do around where you live?

Im in SoCal right now and there are tons of options for a great first date.

My first date would be to the Stone Brewery for a romantic dinner by the fire on the patio, then maybe a nice drive through the mountains and over to the beach for a nice walk and some conversation and then there are plenty of chill dive bars by the beach to finish the night.

Thats just one idea. There's Seaworld right down town, the Gaslamp district, Pacific Beach, Balboa Park.
Tons of options here in San Diego.

Find out what there is to do near you. And ummm go do it.

edit: You're in Cleveland right? I hear you guys have a cool scene on the waterfront, and there is the friggin Rock and Roll Hall of Fame...

Sheeeiiit Son!
Being happy with your job/career is priceless.
There a ton of people out there that make lots of moolah but its at a job they hate or a career that takes over their life.

Thanks but no thanks. Id so much rather do something I enjoy.