#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention
to criticism.

#3 Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200 dollars, and a
"substantial" tax cut saves you 30 cents???

#2 In the '60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Is the basher also gone? That is who should leave!

Buenos dias, America.
See there's been a brawl..... hope no one was hurt or is the ambulance
on the way?

Buenos dias, Shadow!

Mac, I'm glad for you that this nwe year is starting out fine for you...
Just keep you priorities straght and focus on what you want. You can do
or be anything you want, as long as you remain focused.

Hope I don't sound like a father or the like, Just that it reminds me of
my daughter and her struggle for independancy. She finally got her BA
last year, she is 34 years old. After, she told me that it would have
been easier if she had listened to me and studied first got married
later, etc.

It just makes me happy for you.

Hey, MAC, two children and going back to school. That's great!
What are you doing now?

Nothing much, have togotothe bank, grocery store and run a few other
errands. And play LOTTO, you never know.....

Social FRirday,,,,any plans people?

Fighting mosquitoes, this early in the morning! Rained most of the night
and that riles them up......

Buenos dias, America.
Michael, MAC, Bill, Donny how's life treating you today.

Buenos dias, MAC.
Well, America, IZZY is dizzy, the meds must be kicking in got to get to
bed. Later....

Buenos dias, Devon
Como estas?

Hey, donny, you on a death wish or something?
Don't sleep and smokes anything available. What's next?
Take care of yourself, we want you on here for a long time!

Buenos dias, America.
Smoking is no good for you or your wallet.

It sounds like you already know what must be done....situation is how do
you tell him!

You have to find that in yourself! Just ask yourself - how would you
feel if you were on the other end and that other someone told you the
truth. Relief or pain... probably both, but yet you know that the longer
it goes that harder it is and the more pain there will be. (Don't know
if I am making sense.)

Buenos dias, Micheal and the Shadow.
Must lie down for a while.....be back later.

Like I said It just caught my eye - the similarity and had to ask......

Yes, that's what I asked - if it was the Texas flag. Got a picture of
the Puerto Rican flag......similar at first sight but different.....as
you can see.... just caught my eye, that's all.

New year started out well. I am alive and kicking.....

Hey, Shadow, that the Texas flag? It's a little like the P.R. flag.

Buenos dias, CCP.
How is the new year treating you?