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sex and life spam
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No I disagree.sex is good for you...makes you live longer.
-Sleep better - relieves stress - it burns calories - strenthens muscles (heart) |
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lezbian or not
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Have kidz but I luv gurlz  
You're either bi or a lickolotapuss |
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Sat 10/04/14 08:25 PM
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doesn't it? "I really really like that picture of you in the pink blouse/blue shirt!" (innocent and banal enough statement) If you're attracted to the person, it is incredibly flattering and makes you smile, and feel a "certain way". If you are NOT, it suddenly is "creepy", and makes you feel a whole DIFFERENT way. Sad but true. No?  
Lol...I didnt see it...you must be talking about the pink blouse he makes reference to in his OP...if he doesn't put it back up we will know your sincere and thoughtful comments make him feel uncomfortable. |
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it's all pheromones beach, all pheromones :)- Hi bastet  long time no see.
They sent you away...didnt they? Pheromones? Yeah you think so. So you talk to someone once and if it goes well you guys exchange underwear through the mail. Was that lewd?..lol I know its 100% subjective. Some like Bill Cosby and some like Richard Prior and some can enjoy all . I'm not convinced its a "Cosby crowd" and the dynamics change about as ofter as you mail your pheromones...jk IDK How often do you mail your Pheromones *snickers*;) nice to see you again.
hey pony, haha!! you need to upgrade to the scratch and sniff mingle2 :)- good to see you back in usual humor, and pryor was riot! Oh really! Pheromones via scrach n sniff. ..do I ever feel stupid now with my mailing comments. people will think I'm from the bush  yes Pryor and Carlin swap for the #1 stand up Comedian of all time on a few top 12 lists. clean comics;Cos at #8 and Seinfeld is #11
do I bother you? I'm doing a survey. (On topic) I agree with The OP "Life's funny that way" and it may be rare for many to find that mutual connection through their lives. Ok a Priest a Rabbi and a donkey walk into a bar... 
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it's all pheromones beach, all pheromones :)- Hi bastet long time no see.
They sent you away...didnt they? Pheromones? Yeah you think so. So you talk to someone once and if it goes well you guys exchange underwear through the mail. Was that lewd?..lol I know its 100% subjective. Some like Bill Cosby and some like Richard Prior and some can enjoy all . I'm not convinced its a "Cosby crowd" and the dynamics change about as ofter as you mail your pheromones...jk IDK How often do you mail your Pheromones *snickers*;) nice to see you again.
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Good morning
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Oh no I did it again..
On the wrong thread! I was looking for the other one that said " Morning " 
Mornin' |
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Men, Just Face It!
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here is the God's honest truth... if I'm wrong I am always the first.. .. To either apologize.. are simply admit! that I am wrong.. .. when was the last time you have heard a lady.. a woman admit that she is wrong.. without prying it out of her... having to go through some lengthy debate... trying to convince her that she's wrong.... it just doesn't happen... they are not wired to admit to being wrong.... am i right..lol.. .. .. but now I need a moment of silence... I need to bask.. in the glory of hearing.. one of your fellow women say that I am right... stand up and receive the applause crystal... ..   ... 1 down 3 billion left to go...lmao...
Oh dear, I hope you enjoyed your moment of glory and basking in it! Cos now I have to tell you, yet again, that your wrong. So sorry, tall one
It's not that women have not been wired that way. I think you haven't been with the right woman ... yet. And the energy of a good healthy argument ... such a shame to let that go to waste ... There you go Numero Uno Crystal said sorry so that makes you wrong!but not entirely. You see woman are very good at saying sorry and have an accurate impression of events when we are the subject of their interest. There After the eager consummation, a dormant demon awakes within the female cranium. The female head violently splits open and a green lizard with white discharge and big fangs pops out and posseses the body.. (Figuratively speaking) Its not there fault,NO! Thats who they are,they are not subject to change by choice but by nature you see and we should be lucky that nature is so fantastic and the lizard demons subsidies for mating rituals (I learnt all that watching Lorne Green as a kid) Oh the Ladies know I'm joking and I don't think that's how they really are  ..right Ladies? LADIES!
Life as I know it...through pony blinders
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Men, Just Face It!
Edited by
ridewytepony
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Thu 10/02/14 05:27 PM
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Yes tall one, we sometimes pretend to get it wrong, so you gentleman feel obliged to help us out and solve the problem. I got my tyre changed like that in the past, lol. Oops sozz... now silly me revealed a trade secret
And your oil too I'm sure
Yes oil needs to be done quite regularly actually. How did you know? 
Lol...Hi {{Crystal}} Seems we have a double entendre going on.. Have do I answered that?? I guess everybody knows I tend to lean to the  ish side instead of the
I wonder why..lets try the nieve angel. "How did you know"? Thats because I have a truck.  there..that wasn't so bad, I will turn over a new leaf. Ok just this last one then
"Yes oil needs to be done quite regularly actually. How did you know? " Because I'm usually the one getting worked into putting a new seal on the shaft and dipping my stick and changing her oil. after that I make sure she takes It for a good hard ride and buries the 'needle' lol |
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Men, Just Face It!
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Yes tall one, we sometimes pretend to get it wrong, so you gentleman feel obliged to help us out and solve the problem. I got my tyre changed like that in the past, lol. Oops sozz... now silly me revealed a trade secret
And your oil too I'm sure
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What do women want??
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Question: "What do women want?" . My weener. 
why yours, why not mine?? Sure why not yours too..its called choices Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused to think they like you...they like men. Some have seen more �ockends than weekends. About making the large in Grimshaw. Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America. If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun?  yo..hiiii((((RIDE))))))
Oh good...between your scarry Halloween mask and my piss poor attitude I think we scared them all off. Good we can talk now. What was that you say its not a mask... *screams like Maccaulay Calkin in "Home alone" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* {{{Sherrie}}} me been silly,
Hope your well girl
My sweet cute funny friend((((Ride))))) I remember everyone used to say Pony..and I would always think Ride....fits... You know..like look at that ride! 
Or..Can I get a Ride?(thumbs out).. 
Well?..well..some days I would say no..others hanging on.. I am happy and blessed everyday I wake;)) The mask...shhhhh...I can wear my real face..it's close to Halloween
I even get to clean the basement..without looking suspicious 
OK...My Ride is here..gotta go.
{{Sherrie}} The mask..lol I am also blessed.."n that's what she said" "Ride" eh .. I usually say it in a different context 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever Take it in the back Max Ride me on the stairs Clair With leather N lace Graaace And slide on my face 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever Ride me in the duff muff Make a big slam Ann No need to discuuuuuss muuuch Just put me on my back pat and set my Pony free 'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever 'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever Its a little hairy Sherrie A little skin off your knees Leis Bend on the treeeeee leeeeigh then set the Pony free Cuz there are 50 ways to ride my level Just tell me the truth Ruth are we making juice Just spin on the swing and sing Don't worry about a thing Ok..take it on the chin Lynn and then we can beggin. Cuz there's 50 ways to love my lever Pony is just a metaphor for a DICKson so when they call me Pony there are calling me mames  lol
Names were changed to protect the innocent. |
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What do women want??
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(Test test) Heres you mac and Cheese Ms Not that kind of mac and cheese..... 
Lol..Exactly! Your consistent for sure, no curve balls or blue balls..lol that one sliped. So it went like this: Hers your mac n cheese Ms..just as you ordered. ."THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT". ...But you love 'em this way"? .."That was last week" I want the coloured macaroni" "But the coloured pasta is not out in mac n cheese yet" EXACTLY!!! |
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How to avoid DIVORCE...
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the world has gone crazy.. you can't post your own topic..lol.. and then answer it yourself...lmao... you took the best response...
You can't tell me what I can't do. I do what I want.....:banan.a: .. is a prime example.. why one should never get married...
Numero uno, so whats this about the gummer sisters?...lol I'm in Camrose for a bit and on to Edson...yeah its tempting..lmao..maybe not |
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How to avoid DIVORCE...
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The next time I decide to get married i'll just find a woman I hate and buy her a house. They were all good housekeeper, they keeped them all. No a didn't get divorced. .. Marrage was grand..why make 100 grand. No don't get divorced just move country |
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How to avoid DIVORCE...
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Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?... A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick... yukyukyuk... Pretty funny one! I was just looking for 10% Off Or get Off sales |
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What do women want??
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(Test test)
Heres you mac and Cheese Ms |
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Topic:
What do women want??
Edited by
ridewytepony
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Wed 10/01/14 06:28 PM
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Question: "What do women want?" . My weener.
why yours, why not mine?? Sure why not yours too..its called choices Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused to think they like you...they like men. Some have seen more �ockends than weekends. About making the large in Grimshaw. Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America. If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun? yo..hiiii((((RIDE))))))
Oh good...between your scarry Halloween mask and my piss poor attitude I think we scared them all off. Good we can talk now. What was that you say its not a mask... *screams like Maccaulay Calkin in "Home alone" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* {{{Sherrie}}} me been silly,
Hope your well girl
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What do women want??
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Lol ..your a real piece of work aren't you.
You single handedly hightend the standerds, from; "We only want what we can't have TO We want you to bring us what doesn't exist.  just shoot us please
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What do women want??
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Question: "What do women want?" . My weener.
why yours, why not mine?? Sure why not yours too..its called choices Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused to think they like you...they like men. Some have seen more �ockends than weekends. About making the large in Grimshaw. Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America. If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun? |
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What do women want??
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I know it's a bit of a generalization but what are women really looking for in a man? just trying to do some research to make myself more marketable ;) Good smart younger man! Research you say...well look no further as a have done all the R&D for you through North America already. Ok finish that heavy duty mechanics ticket and work in the oil patch in Alberta. Lets see...at an average of 30 to 40 thousand a month with a sevice truck unless you just want a hand job..er that didn't sound very good did it. Anyways woman will want your money. This is tested R&D btw Or that is for a while but money wont make them true...its just a lure and a pacifier. Most woman want one thing...there's only one thing most woman want...and thats what she can't have. Thats the only thing most woman want. I don't want to here from any sniveling woman saying..well I'm not like that.them your simple not most woman. I'm sure of it every woman on here isn't "most woman:
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what u looking for here?
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I think I'm looking for the beautiful woman in the picture
is that you?
welcome! Some are easy to talk to others are just..well.. easy.
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