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Virtual Age
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You can expect to live approximately another 18300 days Does this mean that I have go through the terrible 20's again.. 
Yes. But in reverse order. Apparently the 20's onset at about 55-60, and progress in reverse order, so that your most uninhibited or youthful feelings may be when you are 75-80. 
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Do they have cool labels on condoms in Canada, too? Like something in the lines of "If you don't where these, THIS *insert gruesome picture here* is going to happen to you". Hehehehe. Condoms are only fun for a while. I've worn condoms for a couple of years. Still no dates. |
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Topic:
Virtual Age
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Some days I am a juvenile delinquent. Some days I am a thousand years old. I just wonder how long it is gonna take for my slow and happy suicide to work. Cause I ain't quitting smoking or drinking. I noticed that having happiness with your life on a daily basis is a significant factor in longevity. I've known that...but seeing the Virtual Age change due to simply being happy and low stress is good for the soul. You're relaxed with who you are, plus being in love, and everything points to you living to a happy old age. Attitude actually makes more of a difference than smoking does. |
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Topic:
Signs & Omens...
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Is this about single-finger-signs and "Oh, men
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Topic:
Smart Blonde #2
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A blonde takes a plane trip A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. ” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. 
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Smart Blonde #1
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A blonde wants a loan A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies………………….”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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heckuva first post, bud.
welcome to Mingle. I think that you're going to do well, here. 
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Topic:
Virtual Age
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This is really stimulating to consider.
It could cause revamping of plans for a new career, and other things. I used to watch William Alexander and Martin Rossi (?) paint, when I was intrigued by how to refine/express/profit from my talents, in later years. If I expect to live 32 more years, and suffer the effects of aging for so long, then a hobby/craft that "fits" with the advancing age could actually extend the "good life" even further.
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Topic:
Brian fart big time
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It's beautiful here in central PA so i get the bright idea im gonna hope on my dirt bike go for a ride, i did put air in the tires, got about 5 miles down the road, it shuts off, i forgot to put gas in it, needless to say i paid for it when i pushed it the whole way home 
Just think: All that fresh air and exercise, you are probably going to live better and longer.
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Topic:
Virtual Age
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According to this test that I took, http://www.sonnyradio.com/realage3.swf my virtual age is 45.1 years old. I'm 54.5 years old. The average life expectancy for people with my traits and stuff is 77, but with my way of living I should reach 85.9 years old. That is 11,600 more days of life, compared to the 4700 more days that would be average, for folks like me. This is where you can see how your choices in life are worthwhile. Maybe you're not as "old" as you think that you are...and maybe you've got a lot more good years ahead than you suppose. Take a look. Let us know how it turned out for you. Okay?
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sat 03/07/09 12:33 PM
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Whats the last place you travelled to??? Sacramento, California. Next: Prescott, Arizona. 
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Hi, new woman on board
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If plastic surgery were free, people really would look different, and then how would you feel about "seeing them" again?
The past is unchanging; the future is deserving of hope only if we change the way that we greet it.
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Topic:
would you date someone
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Hell yes!
Why not hunt AND date, at the same time??? You both have weapons and are dressed to kill. Do it. Make memories. 
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Topic:
Fortune Cookie
Edited by
scoundrel
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Sat 03/07/09 12:02 PM
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Oriental food (with msg) makes me horny. It's like Roger Ramjet's Proton Energy Pill laced with something...aphrodisiac.
    
Glad the stuff wears off in a couple hours 
My fortune cookie: I bet you were really hot when you were about my age. |
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It does take a village to raise a child. Parents, grandparents, teachers, coaches, pastors. They all contribute. Except for the parents, all the others are suspect, expendable, and often enough a waste of time spent better elsewhere. IMO My child's grandparents, Aunts and Uncles, teachers, coaches, and Pastor have enriched my child's life. The more people that care about my child, the better. I am sincerely (<--really, sincere) pleased that your personal life "village" is filled with good trustworthy people. I wish that more were so blessed. |
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How do pants get around the neck??? 
First, pull them down below your knees...then put your knees up to your shoulders... Get the idea? |
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What would happen if I chased you around the house with a banana????
ok that sounds really weird!!!
Hang on! I've got that pic....somewhere....!! Your cabana boys!! The one with the banana in his arse!!! 
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I'm just not into that.
I am just a normal devoted guy, for just one woman. Fantasy and pillow talk is fine, but I can't cross the line.
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the brush-throwing is a symbol of powerless defiance.
Nice touch. Probably makes the angry mob lose the anger and start laughing.
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It does take a village to raise a child. Parents, grandparents, teachers, coaches, pastors. They all contribute. Except for the parents, all the others are suspect, expendable, and often enough a waste of time spent better elsewhere. IMO |
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