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Yes, and i always ask if we can keep having sex until we find someone else 
I tell her, "I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll have sex with you until he shows up!" When she inevitably scoffs at me, I tell her, "Hey, don't be so picky. I wasn't."  
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two tickets to paradise
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"You need help."
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Topic:
Grabbin Booty!
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A stranger who thought that she recognized me "from behind"...as I was picking up laboratory specimens, at the local jail.   
did you ........drop those specimens? 
Kept my grip on the vials. Lost my train of thought, entirely.
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Topic:
IntimiDating
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So it's a Brain Date thing?
That's why I don't Mutual Match with the Mensa women!!! 
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Topic:
Grabbin Booty!
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A stranger who thought that she recognized me "from behind"...as I was picking up laboratory specimens, at the local jail.
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different zip codes on Mutual Match, cause there just isn't anyone in yours that you find remotely attractive? Heck, zip codes in Alaska MEAN that the people are "remotely" attractive. |
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Yessir.
 Laura told me she loves me.
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I saw one of those threads, in the poetry forum, expressing love for someone who "knows who this is for"
I replied: Maybe they think that you meant it for somebody else. |
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Topic:
Waiting on Mr. Right
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Happy Mingling!!
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I should probably poke some buttons.
How about a thread for poking those sensitive buttons? You are... Fat Loser Old Perverted Too Ignorant about Reality to be Genuinely Stupid Retro-Abort Yourself if You're Pro Abortion Opinionated Without Learning DemocratiCommiEgotisticaLiberal I can go back to the TIME OUT room, and burn some matches, for incense. 
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I like
JustAGuy,  Lex,  Lilith,  ChevyLover, Gypsy41, Purplecat ,
and...  my Laura , my princess,
and...omg... Fade, Ainjel, Angelindarkness, michiganman, Patsfan, DeathsTreaty, jtitol, lurch's sister, blujeansanlace, ruth34611, littlebit524, horsegirl55, iam4u, DTHromeo, RKISIT, Mr_Music, feralcatlady, ...who am I forgetting? Dang!! 
but...heck...I'm a scoundrel. I may have an ulterior motive behind posting that stuff.  
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Topic:
Virtual Age
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well, my 'virtual age' was a year OLDER than my actual age.. what crap! LOL But you earn high points for honesty. 
yeah, must be the crazy wild life of a single mom of two, all that unhealthy eat, sleep and work that I do that's doin' me in.. lol The really cool thing is that you can wait for years to get things on track. I know, from experience. I'm supposed to live to 86, and the life that I used to live is just washed away. BTW, I work odd hours, high stress job, smoke, drive a lot, etc. In the final calculation, the personal happiness, low personal stress, and things that you control make the difference. You have a whole other life, ahead of you.
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The top 10 reasons Not to Tell that You Cheated. 
1. Because relationships cannot go backward…even if there is a “forgive” there will never be a “forget” and she will always be burdened with doubt about you. 
2. Because she doesn’t want to know…regardless of popular theory, because if she knows all about you then her feelings for you change. You’re supposed to help make her dreams come true, even if just to let her live her dream. If she believes that you’re a better man than you know you are, start living up to her belief in you.
3. Because it is selfish…and unburdening your nasty soul and make her suffer, too, since you are not man enough to suffer in silence. 
4. Because you care about her…and your only chance to prove it is to change the future, and to bury the past in silence.
5. Because she will leave…and take everything that you love about life away with her.
6. Because she will get revenge…and she can ruin the rest of your life…because it is her responsibility to ensure that nobody ever risks trusting you again. 
7. Because she already beat you to it…and was better at it, and made certain that if you mess with her, you will lose horribly. 
8. Because it gives her a card…which will trump anything. You will never win another dispute with her, unless she decides to let you win…for now. 
9. Because the other woman didn’t mean anything…and you knew it when it happened. 
10. She won’t find out…and doesn’t need to be hurt by you opening your mouth. 
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Topic:
My lips...against yours...
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This is that ole "Kiss of Death" thing...I heard about.
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Topic:
hugging
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I hug my paycheck, my girlfriend, and my dog.
Since I don't have a dog, and my girlfriend is 2460 miles away... $$$
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Topic:
Virtual Age
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well, my 'virtual age' was a year OLDER than my actual age.. what crap! LOL But you earn high points for honesty.
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Topic:
What's
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You got what you paid for, I suppose. Maybe a bit more?
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Topic:
men
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By the way!I have fife new scammers on my list.That's make's now 172 Scammers on my list. Wow!!! I gonna have a lot of fun with them. First i drive them crazy untill i can see how far they wanna go, And then i hit them with full force. Damn!!! I'm a naughty guy.Don't you think?? 
Bud, you're an okay guy. I dumped a couple of dozen scammers, and just kept the Top 30 for reminders of who "loves me" They are handy for when I want to forward spam about "do this NOW and forward to 12 FRIENDS if you want a BIG BLESSING within the next 2 HOURS!!!" |
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Topic:
Virtual Age
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Real age - 55 Virtual age - 44.9 Life Expectancy - 87.1 Think they've been talking with my doc. Exercise more, lose weight, and quit smoking. You want to live past 90? 100? 110? Your numbers and mine are nearly identical.
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