SO i was in the club last night doin my thing,

out on the dance, floor walkin it out for hours, dancin solo,

I saw this beautiful young lady, peepin all night, she was dancing but there was a man by her side all night,

so finally, hour and half into it she managed to make her way over, bam pushed right up on it, we danced for like 45 minutes,

had to take a bathroom, break, im always very aware of my surroundings
i see dude follow me in the bathroom, he was like 120 pounds, really didn't bother me, im peein, and i hear Hey guy, hey Mind you while im doin my thing, finished up, turned around i was like hey i was like "hey bud let me guess that's your woman" i proceed to apologize, he was like no dude no dude it's cool, that's my girl, but im goin home, with another, female, SO....he proceed to say he watched 50 guys try, push up on it, and you where the only one to succeed...So what do you think.............................................

I would think that if he and she screwed so many casual random people then they prolly have a shopping list of STD's and I would just say "no thanks"

in my younger days when it was easy to get rid of an STD,i'd be thinkin'....BOING...in my older supposed more wiser years i'm thinkin'..BOING...but no..
..besides with my luck i'd take her too her place and the "boyfriend" would be hidin' in the closet and just as we were "gettin it on" he would jump out and try to harpoon me ...

I have been approached by swingers

Most swingers I know are sort of not that attractive. Some are down right FREAKY!

If that sort of thing floats your boat remember this, there is no such thing as a free meal.

Yeah she may want to make bumps with you but what about her other half?
If he is Bi your backside would be looking mighty fine to him!

Like I said, I know some swingers and they are FREAKY! Like way past Rick James Freaky. Were talking Extra Planetary Freaky!


Man I could tell you some stories I have heard myself from them...

Nothing like having some hot under the belt line Bi dude popping out of a closet while his wife is getting pounded by another guy and trying to get a love fest reminiscent of garden slugs doing it and trust me, anybody who is a biologist at all knows that you can not tell who is doing who in one of those situations.

All I can say is EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
WTF! THAT IS SO Garulous and Gaggleforceing! Makes me wish to hurl.
Whatever floats the other person's boat I guess.



That and what is to say your white a** making bouncy bounce is not appearing on some porn amateur website the next day???

I'm just not into that.
I am just a normal devoted guy, for just one woman.
Fantasy and pillow talk is fine, but I can't cross the line.

for all you inquiring minds no i did not leave with her,


but i did get her number

"I used to call her hon
but she called me 1001"

-Dr Hook, Penicillin Penny

Man that takes me back and I mean WAY back. I had not heard that song in AGES! Time to hit Limewire!

Yea...but they all acted like apes...