Thanks to Heather, I have now come up with the best idea I've had in the last three weeks or so.

A dating site strictly for people who like to be intimidated by the written word -- the way I see it, it will consist solely of Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerks (many of whom will be obscure authors trying to finagle a move deal out of some unsuspecting studio like Paramount or Warners) and people who have a strange sort of love-hate, on-off, black-white, up-down, left-right, good-bad sort of pseudo-attraction/non-attraction to people who write intimidating things, whatever that means, because this fulfills some basic, intrinsic need within them.

IntimiDating.com

It's everywhere you want to be.

So it's a Brain Date thing?

That's why I don't Mutual Match with the Mensa women!!!

I'll go get the lawyers started on protecting your idea.
You sit there and look "cute" while you round up some members.
Put on your IntimiFace will you?
I wonder if Don LaFontaine will do the voices in your commercials?

excellent idea Lex

I canNOT believe I caught this!

Way to go

Well, I'm heavily medicated. That's my excuse, yup.

Or maybe I intimidated myself with my own writing. Hey, that's not easy.

That was so wrong!!! He just gave me a free pass and then you bust him out first chance you get. I'm watching your every letter now dude!

Meh, nobody's perfect. There's a weird typo in my second book, too, that nobody caught during the proofing process. This stuff happens.

can I be a moderator over there!!!!!!

What do i win if i spot it?

It wasn't meant to be a bust, it's just extremely unheard of from Lex.

Although I'm not perfect, and it's been known to happen, it's pretty damn rare that I f*ck up.

I don't know if there will be forums in the regular sense of the word.

I think, instead, we will have the Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerks post messages and then everyone else will just reply by explaining how intimidated they are. Then the ANCJ will review all the replies and decide which intimidatee is the best match for him/her.

This will accomplish two things: It will make it really easy for the ANCJs to get dates, and it will make all the intimidatees learn better writing skills, at least insofar as writing about being intimidated is concerned.

That's win-win, in my book.

well thats a load of crap.....errr I mean

Is he intimidating enough?

It's too bad William F. Buckley is dead....

It is, but a load of crap can be intimidating, too -- I mean, if you're a toilet, for example....

Damn. That whole ' obscure author ' part leaves me out. lol

There's still time....