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clean--dirty

scrambled= brains

malicious--gracious

brown= egg

life of the party=wallflower

dull=sharp

OMG, I'm laughing so hard my
stomach hurts and I've started coughing.

opaque=transparent

thick=thin

Tending my garden with love, compassion, tenderness and care hoping one
day to reap a lovely harvest. Cybear, another beautifully written poem.
((Cybear))

solid=liquid

A bakery owner hires a young sexy blonde who liked to wear very short
sexy skirts and thong panties, not to mention braless tops that showed
of her big boobs.

One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the sexy girl and
glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the sexy
girl was a blonde, and that the length of her skirt [or lack thereof]
and the location of the raisin bread ... on the very top shelf ... he
politely says to the hottie, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young
man with an excellent view of the thongs and the tits, just as he
surmised she would. When the blonde comes down the ladder, he says he
really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the sexy woman retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a
loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each
trip up the ladder, the sexy blonde seems to catch the eye of another
male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin
bread just to watch the young sexy woman climb up and down.

After many trips, the blonde is tired, irritated and thinking she is
really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is
up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male
customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an
elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who
hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells
at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man,
"but it's a quiverin'..."

incredible friends= superheros

Welcome to the site Jarette.

What an apropos picture of mankind.

That was good.

Hi ClassyJ, just be respectfull and post as much as u like. Most will
befriend u and u might find someone along the way. Also, welcome to the
site. There a bunch of awesome pple here.

This is good T.
Would like to read more like this one.