When will the madness stop? Obama's birthday is a government holiday while he's still in office?

I think the real problem facing our children is not the passing of Pi day. The current president inherited a $500B deficit and now it is estimated to be $23T in 2019. After all the stimulus and spending bills to reward his special interest groups for getting him elected he blames the defecit on Bush. There is a new way of doing business in Washington but that depends on what the definition os is is!

When carbon credits are traded on Wall Street and your power bill goes up $2,000 a year, how many pies will you be able to take to school on Pi day?

That is what we should be paying attention to right now.

These are fo funny! I could have used a few of these (defintely not No. 5)in the past.

you should be happy !!!! you get another saturday night...well....maybe


Well, when gas gets cheaper I will watch out for ya

WOOHOOO!

If you believe in the Bible then read the book of Job.***don't mean to offend anyone but that is advise that I think can help ***

gee thanks...how am i supposed to sleep, im driving over to ya ??? !!!




I guess you can sleep after you kill me. I am really single and live alone so nobody will know for a while. Lucky you!

I sleep whenever I get tired(on the weekends). I took a healthy bachelor nap today so I am good.

im on my way.....c ya soon....lol


I sure am glad some of YOU have to sleep...HA!HA!HA!HA!

I ain't scared...you live 10-hours away

When I got out of the Navy I went to stay with my brother. I saw a shadow and kept hearing creaks in the floor like someone was walking around the room. One night I saw the shadow pass by the closet door when the light was on. The next day we had a priest come and bless the house. My neice got off the school bus when the priest was there. She asked if the priest was there for the dark man upstairs...she said sometimes there were children too but she closed her eyes and they would go away. I moved out the next day.

You're the reason I have a security system

all the time....why? wanna be next ???

Alcohol makes you smell pheromones that are not there. You will realize this if you wake up with someone and say, "What the heck was I thinking!"

Have you ever killed someone and buried them under your house? If so, it kinda reminds me of a story I read once

What do being drunk and pheromones have in common? You may attract unwelcomed suitors wanting to pass their genes...

Have you been watching infomercials?

Is the measurement of time is really a variable? If so, how long does it take you to fall in love? Then you would have to be in love fo X amount of time before you will get married?

I have never been married but I assume that my partner and I would know when it was right. Wether it was 1 or 10 years...IMHO

I am new too!