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Words with "tion" - part 3
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emancipation
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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The Pastor Visits Miss Bea
Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this." Pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking in the park last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it’s working, I haven't had a cold all winter! |
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been a while everyone
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Apple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤪 Blondey...missed ya too.. |
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Hello Bestie
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Topic:
Miss 😶 You
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Alphabet A for Apple too. Missing you All🥰 |
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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A very rich Chinese man in Wuhan ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired. The man agreed and said to the car... Car, go and bring my children from school. The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong. Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children. The car parked right in front of them and said... "These are your children sir..!" In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son and their neighbours two sons. The Wife in full anger... Don't tell me all these are your children..?? The man asked her calmly... First you tell me why our children are not in the car..?? |
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Troll
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everyone |
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Boost
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Topic:
ism words in A-Z
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Journalism
Hi Apple Hi Vibes. Klephtism |
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Topic:
ism words in A-Z
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Ignorism
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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Laugh
Yakubu was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of f00ls". When he was in a Private school he got the following results: Maths = 2% English = 5% Science = 0% Social Sciences = 1% He was taken to a government school and got the following results: Maths = 0% English = 1% Science = 0% Social Sciences = 0% His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Christian school even though they were not Christians. The First term Yakubu passed and was the first in the class. Maths = 90% English = 93% Science = 95% Social Sciences = 89% His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said; "When I saw a man nailed on the cross at ever corner of the school building, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here, they will náil me too if I fail". The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ctto |
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