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bumper sticker
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bloody autocorrect.
Should read "I'm a VET... |
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bumper sticker
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I was driving behind a car with a bumper sticker that said
"I'm a very so I drive like an animal" It was at that point that I realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road these days |
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food
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my friend thinks he's really smart.
He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So, to prove him wrong I threw a coconut at his face |
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Topic:
How's your German accent?
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very good!
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scientific survey
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A scientific survey has deducted that wives who carry a few extra pounds live longer than husbands who mention it
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mother in law
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my mother in law was so far that when she died the handles snapped on her coffin. We had four weldings and a funeral so FAT! bloody autocorrect (doh!) |
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Topic:
mother in law
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my mother in law was so far that when she died the handles snapped on her coffin.
We had four weldings and a funeral |
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Dead Duck 😪
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very good!
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kleptomania
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I had to give up being a kleptomaniac.
It was stressing me out so much I couldn't take any more. |
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Worker
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very drole
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Topic:
Thesaurus Club
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The first rule of Thesaurus Club:
You don't talk, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about Thesaurus Club. |
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pyramids
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Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher |
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Topic:
top tips - add yours here
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A wooppee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to an otherwise tiresome practical joke
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The tax man
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very good!
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Butterfly
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absolutely awful, but sometimes the best one are lol
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the worst pub
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I have just been to the worst pub ever.
It's called 'The Fiddle' It's a vile Inn. |
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An American in Spain
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haha very good
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cool joke😅😂
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very good
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Flowers
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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked |
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satnav
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I bought a new satnav and it's really amazing.
Yesterday I was driving past the zoo and it said "bear left". I thought 'now that's clever!' |
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