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Mon 06/16/08 03:18 PM

You remind me of my soon to be ex husband with your ideas, posts!


I am sorry, I remind my ex wife of her ex husband as well. I just must be one of those guys.

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Mon 06/16/08 03:08 PM

~goes and gets camera


haha,that poor camera. embarassed embarassed

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Mon 06/16/08 03:04 PM

NAKED PICTURES!drinker


haha, even I don't wanna see my naked pictures, that's why i put them on other peoples cameras. devil devil devil devil

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Mon 06/16/08 03:01 PM
I like hooters, not the restraunt per say, but boobs. I like those, and vagina. I wish i could find some.

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Mon 06/16/08 03:00 PM
alright, what should I do with my profile? I want some advice. I know i am ugly, but is there a way to put who i am in a way that might actually make people not run from me?

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Mon 06/16/08 02:40 PM
Edited by JTstrang on Mon 06/16/08 02:42 PM

haha good deal :wink:


Sweet, finally one worked. happy happy :wink: :wink: love laugh flowerforyou :tongue: noway grumble explode :angry: mad ohwell flowerforyou indifferent glasses embarassed frown smokin devil sick smooched :heart: drinker :cry: brokenheart sad bigsmile blushing huh yawn

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Mon 06/16/08 01:42 PM







oh and I'll have french toast please :tongue:


Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters?


oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out laugh laugh :wink:


Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.embarassed embarassed embarassed


laugh laugh well I guess as long as they can play nice :tongue:


They play nice, but once and awhile skeletor or shredder gets in and they can be violent, so well have to stay close together
while my blankets protects us. also , leonardo hates clothes



haha ok, ok I guess I can deal with leonardo skipping clothes as long as splinter keeps his :wink:


Ok,I'll tell master splinter, he may not like it, but I'm sure he'll deal. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Mon 06/16/08 12:46 PM





oh and I'll have french toast please :tongue:


Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters?


oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out laugh laugh :wink:


Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.embarassed embarassed embarassed


laugh laugh well I guess as long as they can play nice :tongue:


They play nice, but once and awhile skeletor or shredder gets in and they can be violent, so well have to stay close together
while my blankets protects us. also , leonardo hates clothes

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Mon 06/16/08 12:37 PM



oh and I'll have french toast please :tongue:


Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters?


oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out laugh laugh :wink:


Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Mon 06/16/08 12:34 PM
I know one that has never worked for me

"whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that"

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Mon 06/16/08 12:33 PM

oh and I'll have french toast please :tongue:


Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters?

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Mon 06/16/08 12:31 PM

laugh laugh
that's great.

they'd probably work on me (for starting up a conversation at least) if they weren't said seriously.. it'd make me laugh which would be a good place for a conversation to start


So I'm supposed to keep talking to them after I use the line. This is great stuff. j/k

The convo part is a bit awkward for me, usually I am in shock when they don't walk away in disgust and I am left unprepared giving naked statements that create a silence in a bar that can be hear over the juke box.

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Mon 06/16/08 12:26 PM


Ladies do pick up lines ever work? and what are some of the worst you've heard?

My favorite was, "What do you like for breakfast?" and she asks "why" so I say "because I want to know what to tell my mom to make you for breakfast"


tell your mom what to make??noway noway noway you should say what your going to make, not your mom noway noway laugh laugh



Is that why it never works?:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Mon 06/16/08 12:23 PM
Ladies do pick up lines ever work? and what are some of the worst you've heard?

My favorite was, "What do you like for breakfast?" and she asks "why" so I say "because I want to know what to tell my mom to make you for breakfast"

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Mon 06/16/08 12:16 PM
I say burn down verizion and blow up the banks

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Mon 06/16/08 11:54 AM
it's just like they are soo young and haven't quite delt with being on their own yet, I would feel like I would be taking advantage of them. But here's another question, what about in the fall with all the soph's and freshman, is that too much?

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Mon 06/16/08 11:48 AM
I am stuck in class, I see all these kids some only 3 years younger some as much as 5 years younger than me. And while I know none would ever be interested me because of my insanity, face and body, am I pervert for finding these 21 year old girls attractive? when i am 26 and graduated high school before they were even in it.

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Mon 06/16/08 11:20 AM
I kind of understand, I don't eat meat and going out with family and friends it makes it difficult to eat at a lot of places, especially fast food.

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Mon 06/16/08 11:08 AM
I say call yourself Snake, the women will go wild.

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Mon 06/16/08 11:06 AM
if you can prove scientifically and mathmatically that there is anything out there, then cool. I don't see it otherwise.