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Ladies do pick up lines ever work? and what are some of the worst you've heard?
My favorite was, "What do you like for breakfast?" and she asks "why" so I say "because I want to know what to tell my mom to make you for breakfast" |
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Ladies do pick up lines ever work? and what are some of the worst you've heard? My favorite was, "What do you like for breakfast?" and she asks "why" so I say "because I want to know what to tell my mom to make you for breakfast" tell your mom what to make??  you should say what your going to make, not your mom 
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that's great. they'd probably work on me (for starting up a conversation at least) if they weren't said seriously.. it'd make me laugh which would be a good place for a conversation to start |
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Ladies do pick up lines ever work? and what are some of the worst you've heard? My favorite was, "What do you like for breakfast?" and she asks "why" so I say "because I want to know what to tell my mom to make you for breakfast" tell your mom what to make?? you should say what your going to make, not your mom
Is that why it never works? 
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I think you should try that one on the girls at school!
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Ladies do pick up lines ever work? and what are some of the worst you've heard? My favorite was, "What do you like for breakfast?" and she asks "why" so I say "because I want to know what to tell my mom to make you for breakfast" tell your mom what to make?? you should say what your going to make, not your mom
Is that why it never works?
mmmmmmmmmm, YES lol
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that's great. they'd probably work on me (for starting up a conversation at least) if they weren't said seriously.. it'd make me laugh which would be a good place for a conversation to start So I'm supposed to keep talking to them after I use the line. This is great stuff. j/k The convo part is a bit awkward for me, usually I am in shock when they don't walk away in disgust and I am left unprepared giving naked statements that create a silence in a bar that can be hear over the juke box. |
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oh and I'll have french toast please
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? |
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Two I hear girls complain most are
Do you come here often? What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this Corny or cheesy or what
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I know one that has never worked for me
"whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that" |
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oh and I'll have french toast please
ve french toast if you wear a french maids out fit followed by a french kiss
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I know one that has never worked for me "whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that" A paper bag solution will work there
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out 
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out
Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right. 
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out
Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.
well I guess as long as they can play nice
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out
Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.
well I guess as long as they can play nice
They play nice, but once and awhile skeletor or shredder gets in and they can be violent, so well have to stay close together while my blankets protects us. also , leonardo hates clothes |
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out
Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.
well I guess as long as they can play nice
They play nice, but once and awhile skeletor or shredder gets in and they can be violent, so well have to stay close together while my blankets protects us. also , leonardo hates clothes haha ok, ok I guess I can deal with leonardo skipping clothes as long as splinter keeps his
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oh and I'll have french toast please
Good Choice, my mom makes great french toast. So do you mind He-man comforters? oo I prefer ninja turtles... sorry.. I don't think this is going to work out
Well can you settle for ninja turtle sheets? I like all my boy hood heroes to play together in bed. Wait that didn't come out right.
well I guess as long as they can play nice
They play nice, but once and awhile skeletor or shredder gets in and they can be violent, so well have to stay close together while my blankets protects us. also , leonardo hates clothes haha ok, ok I guess I can deal with leonardo skipping clothes as long as splinter keeps his
Ok,I'll tell master splinter, he may not like it, but I'm sure he'll deal.
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haha good deal
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