That's upsetting. It's so hard to find people in the appropriate age-range, especially zombies.

Yes. That is entirely possible, the zombifying process essentially works the same way for pigeons as it does for humans.

People who lack respect for zombies.
We are not monsters... do not hit us with bats unless you are trying to lose a limb.

Hello members,

I myself am a part of the paranormal community. I am a zombie - freshly converted - and have been searching far and wide for other friendly zombies like myself. Far to often people have a negative view of zombies, but really only 90% are hostile, the other 10% are completely friendly as long as you keep your limbs covered. Fair warning, we have been known to gnaw on uncovered limbs but by exposing yourself you are practically asking for it. Anyways, it's not the pigeons taking over the world that you have to worry about. The real issue is the inevitable zombie apocalypse. The problem is that there are too many hostile zombies outnumbering the zombies with peaceful motives. These monsters are plotting to take over the world. It's a rather lonely and unsafe world for the peaceful zombies, we risk persecution and are the lepers of society. I only seek your friendship and would love to recruit you to the peaceful zombie sect of society.

If you have any questions feel free to contact me, like I mentioned before I'm friendly.

Hi,
I was wondering if there are any single zombies in the area. I'm looking for a freshly converted specimen who died between the ages 19-22. I have a thing for limbs, it doesn't matter if they are severed or intact, but the more the merrier. Nothing too gruesome though, I consider myself a woman of class, but I'm fairly open-minded and up for anything. I am knowledgable of subjects, and enjoy deep theoretical discussions about the inevitable zombie apocalypse. You may not see the urgency in preparation but fear not, I'm building a zombie-proof ark made out of tupperware containers. Feel free to contact me.
--Tricia