i got some of them trash bags

I think its easier for a women to ask a guy out , we are easy reads ... for one the look in our eye .. the deer in the headlight look , at this point we are thinking , is she really talking to me? , not that we can hear a thing and its not that we dont want to its something in the dna... also the 2nd easy read the slight trickle of drull running down our face , once again not as it we have any control of this ... 3rd most men are easy ... not that theres anything wrong with that but prove me wrong ... again its dna . as for reading a women umm yeah guys its a fact that they get together once a month in secret meetings to change all the normal signs , exsample you know that look when they trun their heads on a angle like every picture of Britney Spears ? last month that meant your so cute ask me out ., this month it means I dare you to ask me out so I can say no and crush you like a grape in my teeth ....
I know this because i bribed the catereer and snuck in the last meeting under the salad cart ...Somebody had to do it ....

I always get a kick out of people who have that "Do you know who I am?" mentality. I just say "Well, you're no one to me, so... go F yourself"

is your name after the song by caviar?

Seinfeld