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Thu 05/06/10 08:12 PM
I'm afraid mine might live forever...
bring on the wierdnessdrinker

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Wed 05/05/10 02:01 PM



It might be fixable, but if he didn't learn from his momma growing up about basic hygiene, then I'm not gonna be the one to do so.


Agreed...thats why I said what are his other issues.....because I am sure they include poor hygiene in general


I am willing to bet that ball and butt washing were not in his teachings as a child.noway laugh

and then theres thatlaugh

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Tue 05/04/10 09:32 PM
Hiflowerforyou

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Tue 05/04/10 09:21 PM

Guess he didn't have dental in his medical plan.

He can get a toothbrush for 99 cents at the dollar tree:tongue:

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Tue 05/04/10 09:07 PM
A nice lookin guy came and sat next to me at the casino the other night. He flirted and I smiled at him and he smiled back and his teeth were covered with like a half inch of plaque surprised
I was horrified and ran away
Wherever you are buddy for godsake clean your teethbigsmile

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Tue 05/04/10 08:50 PM





If I am not in the panties of the chick within 2 hours of verbal contact, then I consider it a loss.:tongue: laugh laugh

Didn't I go out with you last week?laugh


Yes....and those strawberries were not cheap either young lady!:angry: laugh

OMG dude you're awesomedrinker



No...No....Cool Whip is Awesome!laugh laugh

damm where's Yanni when you need him?

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Tue 05/04/10 08:46 PM
flowerforyou :heart:

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Tue 05/04/10 08:37 PM



If I am not in the panties of the chick within 2 hours of verbal contact, then I consider it a loss.:tongue: laugh laugh

Didn't I go out with you last week?laugh


Yes....and those strawberries were not cheap either young lady!:angry: laugh

OMG dude you're awesomedrinker

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Tue 05/04/10 08:32 PM

If I am not in the panties of the chick within 2 hours of verbal contact, then I consider it a loss.:tongue: laugh laugh

Didn't I go out with you last week?laugh

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Tue 05/04/10 01:30 PM
My mom told me when I turned 40 that it would be some of the best years of my life and she was right.
flowerforyou

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Sun 05/02/10 01:53 PM
Well I'd say thats a decent catchlaugh
I knew a guy that caught a salmon with a blanket once. Big ol fish and it was all he had...awesome

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Sun 05/02/10 01:28 PM
I caught a turtle in the bayou once when I was a little kid. I took one look at that face and ran screaming back up to the house.
What did you catch the boot on?:wink:

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Sun 05/02/10 01:22 PM
welcomeflowerforyou

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Sun 05/02/10 01:16 PM
I don't know if it counts but I like to fish. One minute I can be working my biceps with a beer can and suddenly I'm grappling in the mud with a fatty trout. Very competitive. Oh and blogging too...love that shatdrinker

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Sun 05/02/10 01:04 PM
flowerforyou
Its not real until its real


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Thu 04/29/10 11:31 PM
:heart:

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Thu 04/29/10 11:22 PM





It is hard to believe that you ladies could be in a relationship when you spend your waking hours blogging.


We are busy blocking guys like you and trying to find real men to date.


Don't worry honey--I like my women a few decades younger.


Only because women with sense wouldn't give you the time of day.

I may not be 25 but at 44 - I can give most a run for their money plus I have an education and my own money/career.


I have dated women who were lawyers,who had doctorate and masters degrees, who were professors and accountants. I can hold my own with thhe best of them.

Well they're all done with you buddy
Now you're left dumpster diving on Craigslist
sucks gettin old

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Thu 04/29/10 11:16 PM



It is hard to believe that you ladies could be in a relationship when you spend your waking hours blogging.


We are busy blocking guys like you and trying to find real men to date.


Don't worry honey--I like my women a few decades younger.

Yeah we got thatill

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Thu 04/29/10 11:04 PM



Theres plenty of vivacious vixens on Craigslist and if you go to Men Seeking Women you'll find all the guys who've already tapped it....
May the force be with youdrinker


Never thought I would anything that would include "vivacious vixens" and "tapped" with "May the force be with you"......George Lucas would be proud.laugh laugh laugh


You are wrong. If you frequent the site, you can meet younger women, who have seldom been "tapped".

I think I'm gonna barfill

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Thu 04/29/10 10:50 PM
Theres plenty of vivacious vixens on Craigslist and if you go to Men Seeking Women you'll find all the guys who've already tapped it....
May the force be with youdrinker

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