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Sat 05/03/08 11:10 PM



:heart: me :heart:

One of the rules of 1+U is that ALL PICTURES POSDTED MUST BE THE ACCOUNT HOLDER.
This is not you .



Good thing we're still on JSH laugh laugh


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Sat 05/03/08 11:06 PM
huh??? what did I miss???? indifferent

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Sat 05/03/08 11:03 PM
It looks good and so does your pic. flowerforyou It is all about having fun. bigsmile

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Sat 05/03/08 09:20 PM
nope, that is a negative sir

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Sat 05/03/08 09:16 PM

hit you upside your head with a frying pan!


laugh laugh good one!

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Sat 05/03/08 09:09 PM
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Sat 05/03/08 08:52 PM
Edited by kittyeyes on Sat 05/03/08 08:52 PM

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Sat 05/03/08 08:51 PM
just two words for me ... "gotta go" .... lol

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Sat 05/03/08 08:38 PM
yeap...still single laugh

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Sat 05/03/08 08:36 PM
present drinker

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Sat 05/03/08 08:36 PM
Lion-O (Thundercats) ... bigsmile

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Sat 05/03/08 08:32 PM
Edited by kittyeyes on Sat 05/03/08 08:34 PM
Yeap, I sure did. Remember the Thundercats? Well, I had a huge crush on Lion-O ...lol... laugh (No book characters though)

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Sat 05/03/08 04:57 PM
That is just wrong...:angry:

Be strong, and good luck..flowerforyou

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Sat 05/03/08 04:53 PM

noway Your all wrong, wrong I tell you

Hug

Kiss

Hold Hands

drinker

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Sat 05/03/08 04:52 PM
only dating for 3 weeks and he is this needy ... hmmm,those look like big old red flags. If you like him try to find out what he is compensating for with all the extra attention and work with him on it. On the other hand if you really don't feel that connection then it's better to break it off now before you get any more involved.

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Sat 05/03/08 03:02 PM
who's posting???

Post bigsmile

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Sat 05/03/08 02:47 PM
I just received this one and I thought to share it with you guys...

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder
what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent very educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. " You really can understand and speak English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the UPS man."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
"When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the UPS man came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

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Sat 05/03/08 02:13 PM

I think yes they do. AT LEAST once a week. Someone says "How are you?" You answer "Fine" even though the bills are overdue, you haven't had sex in God knows how long and the kid needs braces...etc etc etc.....


laugh laugh never thought about it that way but ur right...lol

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Sat 05/03/08 02:09 PM
DAMN is 5pm and I still haven't finished cleaning! laugh

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Sat 05/03/08 02:06 PM
kiss and a hug flowerforyou