Old Bedridden English Lady: I saw something nasty in the woodshed!


One- Eye Cocked Gay Hollywood Director: Yes, of course you did my dear! But the question remains, did IT see YOU!?




- Cold Comfort Farm

Olde School Marm in deepest Queen's Plum English, pointing at all the British Colony areas on a World map during WW2 :



Now, class, what are we fighting for exactly?


The PINK bits, we are fighting for the PINK bits!!!




- Hope and Glory

Understanding, Forgiveness, Relief, Peace and Friendship ...






Also, my lil girl is in love for the first time and it and the boy are just TOO adorable; she is so happy her feet haven't touched the ground since Sunday ...





Life is precious, smiling broadly ... ... Bless ... Gratitude Journals and Life ... ROCK!!!




Edit ... Typos indicate a profound gnawing hunger and the fact I'm grateful w/ have wonderful, nutritious food ... ... smiling right through the pangs!!!

I'm still waitin' on my Oscar, guys ... ... A lil help here, please!?


Fine, I'll settle for The Farkle Flying Fanger of Fate ... *Ms America Wave*


... I owe it all to ... Wait? Who do I owe it all to again ...


Gebeezus ... ... I always stumble on that line ...

I'm still tryin' to figure out what my motivation is .. and how to keep this size 60 tutu on w/out trippin' over my psychedelic boa - And how to get Marcia, Marcia, Marcia out of the wardrobe trunk and to give over w/ the blacklight and strobe ... ... Did Jan spike the electric kool-aid AGAIN?

... I see trails and my false eyelash keeps fallin' off on the right side; Peter could you get it back on, pwease - Feel free to use spit ... Adjust my rusty tiara while you're at it ... Here ya might need the wind-up taser to get 'er done right ... ... How'm I sposed to Flash Dance in this, where's my dresser!?


So, do we method fling the flourescent poo at Greg or wouldya think we'd be better off w/ stream of consciousness cave drawings and body art ... Is that the finale or just before intermission; I could really use a script here ... Somewhere a purple paisley snowflake just fell to an untimely death in the rasberry rain's beret of agony, it's all so unfair! ... Where's Alice and when do we see the Alamo, I gotta pee... Stares at Joel w/ Man panties on her head, again ...

I'm gonna be quite ill if I never said:


Walt Disney Show

Walter Cronkite: And YOU Were There

Flintstones

The Jetsons



Phew, that's much better, now, carry on ...

Anything I mention may well have already been seen by you; never hurts to restate what might be worth a second viewing ... (Or repeat others lists I didn't peruse)

This question causes me to realize I believe I've only seen one adult film that made me laugh out loud this year:

Hang Over

Then, there's:

Clerks 2(have heard, haven't seen yet)




Others that have been THE very BEST, ALL Timers in 3 Groups:



1. Ones that I'd guess ya might not have yet seen before, MUST sees??? In order of which I think would best suit YOU, you'd love:


Cold Comfort Farm

Being There

A Boy and His Dog

Swimming to Cambodia (thought provoking!)

Hope and Glory

De Niro: ... Midnight Run ... We're No Angels (w/ Sean Penn)

Bandits (Willis and Thornton)

Stuart Saves His Family (Al Franken -12 Stepping!!!)

Earth Girls are Easy

Sleeper

Hound of the Baskervilles '78

Annie Hall

Lost in America

After Hours

Waking Ned Devine

Defending Your Life

Much Ado about Nothing

Personal Services

Cat Ballou

What a Way to Go

The Out of Towners (original only!)

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

The Reluctant Astronaut

The Odd Couple

The Trouble with Angels

How to Murder Your Wife

Goodbye Charlie




2. Reminders of Classics that ya prolly have caught before, no particular order??? :

The Jerk

Meaning of Life

Life of Brian

All Python

Airplane

Johnny Dangerously

Rocky Horror Picture Show

SpaceBalls

Blazing Saddles

All Things Mel Brooks

Clerks

Forrest Gump

Harold and Maude

All the Marx Bros', Abbot and Costello's, Bob Hope's and Jerry Lewis'

Pink Panther Series

The Austin Powers Series

Back to the Future Series

High Fidelity

Grosse Point Blank

Burn after Reading

Mr and Mrs Smith

Where the Buffalo Roam

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raising Arizona

Big

Rain Man

The Blues Brothers

Bull Durham

Over Board

Ghost Busters

What About Bob?

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Some Like it Hot

Elf

School of Rock

Christmas Story

Parenthood

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Three Amigos

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

The Man With Two Brains

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

My Blue Heaven

The Lonely Guy

All Of Me

Kentucky Fried Movie

Throw Mamma From the Train

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

The Mask

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

Wayne's World

Superstar

It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

Pillow Talk

Yours, Mine and Ours

Move Over, Darling

Please Don't Eat the Daisies



3. Hilarious Animated/Children's, this year and recently?


Despicable Me

Toy Story 3 (1 and 2, also!)

Flushed Away

Cars

Horton Hears a Who

Cat in the Hat

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Wallace and Grommet :

A Grand Day Out, The Wrong Trousers, A Close Shave, A Matter of Loaf and Death

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

The Incredibles

Chicken Run

Ice Age

Kung Fu Panda

Ratatouille


... Wow, labour of love; when do I get paid ...

Oh, you heard me ...


... ... That was 'sposed to stay in my head "bonehead"


Ummm, that was too ...

This is great ... : ... I need some popcorn ... ... I like to watch ...

K ... Do ya have an Apple Store in your town???

They are ever such savvy, helpful geeks - they ALWAYS sort me out!

GL ... Solid Apple fan, but I'm a techno dweebtard ignoramous extraordinaire to the nth degree!

Yes, Einstein's second wife was his cousin ... His were actually QUITE sorted relationships!

Some history trivia:

In 1897 - He met his FIRST wife, Mileva Maric, at Zurich Polytechnic, later known as the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH). She was nearly 21, and only the fifth woman to be accepted by the ETH. Albert was only then 17 ...

By 1899 they were a firm "modern" couple ... Even bearing an illegitimate daughter, Lieserl, that contracted scarlet fever; it is unknown if the child died or was adopted, no records remain...

They married at ages 28 and 24, respectively ... At around the same time the child the child fell ill ...

Much history later, Einstein took his cousin, Elsa Loewenthal, as his mistress in 1912 ...

By 1914, Mileva left him w/ their boys ... Albert moved in w/ Elsa ...

He demanded a divorce in 1916 and it was a done deal by 1919 ...

He married cousin Elsa ... Later "falling in love" w/ a friend's niece and hiding her in a secretarial position ...

Elsa permitted it and biweekly visits in exchange for a low profile kept ... Albert grew bored and the affair fizzled out after a year ...

He outlived both wives ... And, in all fairness, many married cousins back when ...

Still, he was a VERY flawed genius, as per usual ... ... Nothing to see here, move along ...

History repeats ...

Humans struggling at being humans and all the while concocting various secret formulas to success!

If not their own, than for the benefit of others ... ... He is still one of my heros ...

Chekov: I could always live better in my art, than in my own life ... (This one ALWAYS repeats!!!)

ALL the greats had/have that one super flaw: They were/are in the throes of the human condition -

... Existence - Whatta biotch! We get by w/ what ever solace we can find ...

Often rough bidness this "living" thang ... Pain has been known to outweigh the pleasure ...

Search for comfort and w/ every attempt to do so in profound kindness ...

Absolutely ...

W/ the entire family sat in a half circle round the telly, like some Holy Rite!!!

ALL THINGS FLOYD!!! ...


The subject line truly says it ALL ... ... HUGE fan!!!



I could go on for days, link after link, beginning to end ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWH01DBJxlo



All hail Pink Floyd ... ... Infinite and Eternal Salut ... They made my life and the world better!!!


Dark side of the Moon IS a HOME for me, soul manna from Heaven, SO formative ...

- Hell yeah, on the:

Hee-Haw ...

Ghost and Mrs. Muir


I also loved:


The Johnny Cash Show ...

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.



Texts and Pretexts - Aldous Huxley

Experience is never limited, and it is never complete; it is an immense sensibility, a kind of huge spider-web of the finest silken threads suspended in the chamber of consciousness, and catching every air-borne particle in its tissue.



The Art of Fiction - Henry James

Oh! ... AND every motorcycle ...

Not to mention every Mustang wanted to be driven by him ...




... ... Bless him!!!

The 250 facial muscles ...

Takes more energy to frown than smile ...

Didya know ...

Smiling is a form of acupressure ...

Frowning is and adverse acu treatment ...


Self treatment is ALWAYS at hand ...

... Yea, YOU ... ... WHAT a milestone!!!