ooh,another good one

Ok, last Friday I had my usual visit to the Dr. for blood work, weight, BP...all that fun stuff. It's a every 6 month thing I have to do because of thyroid, diabetes etc. So the Dr. wants to do and EKG, has never done one on me since I started going to him 2 1/2 yrs ago. Anyway, his office calls this morning and says all the labs came back good. Except the EKG was a little abnormal.......OK, so now I am scared. They are going to send me to a cardiologist...just waiting for the cardiologist office to call me to make an appt. I have come to the conclusion........NOW is my time to quit smoking because I just had the sh*t scared out of me.

Do you agree with the phrase negativity breeds negativity?

A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope….along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Good one

I think everyones BEST friend should be their LOVER! Mine is!

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I
can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2
hours.”
The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door
and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”
The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and
asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.”
The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me
a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long
he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So where does that guy go when he leaves?”
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, “Your house.”

By definition, best friend is singular.

i DON'T care what i look like when i go out in them, lol

I didn't say I didn't care how I looked. I take care of myself and generally look as good as I can. But, it's not the most important thing all the time and sometimes I run out looking like a slob. I'm a real person, not a Barbie doll.

The surviving members of the Grateful Dead have confirmed they will regroup to play at least one concert to benefit Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
The band - without legendary guitarist Jerry Garcia who died in 1995 - will perform Oct. 13 at the Bryce Jordan Center at the Penn State campus in State College, Pa.

The Allman Brothers Band is also on the bill

Just go. Who cares what other people think.