I like your way of thinking.

I think she said "TALK"

do we need a 12 step program for pervaholics?

I am so sorry to hear about the loss of your friend. My condolences to you, and your friends family.

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, CA would-be robber James Elliot did
something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried
the trigger again. This time it worked.

Sounds like you have a long busy day. I have to work today but at least have the night off.

have a good one

Potatoes

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato
had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married,
and had a little sweet potato,
which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about
the facts of life. They warned her about
going out and getting half-baked,
so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,'
and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her
into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home
and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not
to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato
told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys
from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called
the French Fries. And when she went out west,
to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow
and wouldn't associate with those high class
Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam
came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just......


Are you ready for this?


Are you sure? OK! Here it is!



A COMMONTATER

Clark: what did you do to wake the mods up? Are you misbehavin?

good for another 2 hours, then I have to go to work.

Hey Friend....may I have tea instead? Haven't grown up enough for coffee yet!!

Georgia mechanical engineers)

Were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
And laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
Pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.

Good as usual. Have a great week-end.

After being without internet service for 2 weeks, they finally have me back up and working.

I have missed chatting with my friends on JSH/M2.

How is everyone

g'nite and sweet dreams

the sound of a laughing baby is the sweetest sound in the world.

nun

I don't really like Mingle, but guess I'll go so I can still see my friends.

It's lunch time here....how about a club sandwich with fruit and tea????

Hello, welcome to our world. Pull up a chair and enjoy.

I've done it, but I had to know that there would at least be 1 person there that I knew just in case.

I go lots of places by myself, otherwise, I would always sit at home.