I love that song.

I got several last night when I was on this sight. Had not had them before

by a phone call saying he was going back to his ex. Met friends on this wonderful sight

Never in a million years. If they are my soulmate they accept me and my child. I would not expect them to give up their children for me either.

not really.

Hey Giggles....have a good nite, and a great tomorrow.

Hi there and welcome.

Hello Nicki. Welcome

I get notice in my regular email, I just can't read it on the sight when I open it up...just blank orange box. What's up with that?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour
surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask
"Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "No sir,
they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....

" A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "

it's the hair...women just love to run their fingers through a man's hair

It's nice to know they are still out there

hi there!

If they want to know how I vote, I'll be glad to tell them.

that is so nice...all I get are ones wanting money to help get them home from Africa...

some people are just slower than others, or just don't really care.

good morning to you too! hope your day is full of laughter

Thanks Frank.

Hope you have a great day

What a wonderful way to start the day with wishful thinking

For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't...this is something to think about.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be
consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

hot & spicy anything